Obsessive thoughts about getting some.
I'm so horny, even the crack of dawn
looks good.
by Homer Simpson April 25, 2003
to be sexually aroused. when you feel like you want sex really badly and probably need to masterbate. i am horny just writing this!
jonny walks into work one day and sees a hot woman at the counter. she says "hey you wanna do it right here right now?" so jonny is really horny right now and automatically agrees becuase he thinks this woman can give him what he wants. so he follows her into the bathroom and she pulls off his shirt and pants. she massages his erected dick. jonny starts out by rubbing her clitoris and sucking her breasts. (this is way better than masterbating! he thinks). she kisses his penis and he moans and she rubs his dick on the shaft and puts it in her mouth and rubs it around. now jonny is really horny and when he cums and she swallows it he knows he is in for a treat. he has kinky sex with her. he puts his dick in her pussy and holds her up and he is thrusting and humping her. she moans in ecstacy. UHH OHH YA UHH UHH OHH! BABE UHH OOO! he is so horny right now that they both get orgasms and they keep going at it. she gives him oral again and rubs his dick so hard and he feels so good and he wants more and more. he puts his dick in her vagina and humps more and more and she starts moaning and groaning and they have sex again and again. each time they get orgasms. i hope you feel as horny as i do when you read this! beucase this makes me want to rub a mans dick and suck it hard and have kinky sex and ohh ahhh...
by newyork April 28, 2007
thank you definition 48
its true girls if u want an easy orgasm go into your bathroom, and turn on the faucet in the tub, like you were going to take a bath not a shower, turn it on hot but not burning, then lay in the tub, put your feet on the sides of the faucet and your pussy and cunt under the water flow,spread your pussy lips, it is a more amazing way to get to an orgasm because there is no work involved and it feels better than a vibrator ive tried it n it feels like heaven!!!
i was so horny n my bf wasnt in town so i got an easy orgasm
it was amazing
Tiger Woods was one horny bastard
by spammy sosa December 10, 2009
To have a boner, or to be turned on so much that you wanna fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck.
Just read the example...
He was gorgouse, she was sexy as all hell.
They wanted each other. In the motel room she pushed him onto the bed and slowly pulled his pants off. He simply stared at the ceiling and moaned. Having been turned on he had a huge boner, his cock was huge. 11" and dripping with precum. Her tits were swelling seeing his dick. After she pulled his pants and boxers off she threw herself onto his huge cock and titty fucked him. She got into the 69 posttion and started giving him the blowjob of his life. She pumped his cock, slowly but faster and faster, she stuck the tip of her tounge into his hole and he came. she licked up every drop while moaning. He was eating out to perfection. First he had licked around her thighs, getting her wet. Then he had kissed her lips in her vagina and then, he tounge fucked her, making her cum. he smiled and licked up heer sweet cunt. Pleased with himself to be able to pleasure her.
He rolled on top of her, getting out of 69. He turned to french with her, fingering her pussy making her orgasm she broke his kiss to scream with pleasure; "Oh MY GOD, MORE, BABY, YES, YES, YES.. FUCK, YES!!!!! OOOOOHHHH!!!!" She was the most horny she had ever gotten. He stoped fingering her to penertrate her sweet, tight, wet pussy. He humped her faster and faster. "MMMM, O, YES!!!, MORE MORE!!!! YES!!! YES!!!!! AHHHH, OOOOO, MMMMM!!!" he didn't want to cum inside her yet. So he slowed down and went deeper instead of faster. She didnt mind the change. He moaned with satifiaction. She orgasmed, and he pulled out the lick up her cunt. She flipped over, he analed her. He came and went faster and faster, making it pleasing for both of them. She moaned. he stopped. she begged for more "GET INSIDE ME NOW!!!" He smiled and obeyed. after he had his 4th orgasm he started to jackhammer her against the head board.

I can't finish, I HAVE to masterbate
by iHorny October 17, 2009
When a person feels sexually aroused.

Here is a story for you horny girls ;)
Amanda thought about Zach. She got so horny thinking about Zach. She laid back in her bed and masturbated. After, she got up the guts to call her crush Zach tell him she was horny. He replied saying he will be there in 5 min. Amanda put on her best lacy black thong and bra. When he arrived she took him to her bedroom. They kissed while he slowly undid her size 36C bra and fondled her breasts. He flipped on top and kissed her nipples gently and massaged them, teasing her. She let out a faint moan. He responded by working his way to her mouth. Amanda, undid his boxers. Exposing his 9" rock hard dick. She slipped her soft lips over his cock and gave him a blow job, he came in her mouth and she swallowed every last bit. Zach then slowly slid off her thong. He flipped her over and kissed her stomach slowly working his way to her pussy. He saw her dripping wet pussy. He teasingly licked the tip of her clit. He let his tongue slip in and out of her pussy and just when she was about to orgasm, he slipped it out and climbed on top of her. He went in and out of her pussy very slowly. She flipped him over and straddled him on top. She bobbed faster and faster, up and down, on his long hard dick. She arched her back, moaning and purring with ecstasy. She wanted him to go deeper and deeper insider her. He finally hit her g-spot. And fell over with him on top of her curling her toes and let out a big moan. They orgasmed at the same time and he pulled out and came all over her stomach.
by cookiemonster7373 March 17, 2012
When girls and boys have a great desire for sexual intercourse with someone of the same or different gender.

Horny-ness is cured in three ways:
1. Masturbating
2. Watching Porn (though this tends to make some people more horny and cause them to use option number one]
3. Calling someone up and banging them all night long.
One day, Sally was very bored so she looked up the work "Horny" on urbandictionary.com. She began reading the examples and immediately became horny herself.

Sally instantly called her boyfriend Greg and said, "I'm wet" Greg was over in an instant.

In about five minutes both Greg and Sally's clothes were both off and the two were taking part in some foreplay. This included Greg fingering Sally and Sally giving Greg a blowjob.

Soon when Greg was super hard and Sally as wet as the ocean, Greg couldn't take it anymore.

He pounded his dick into Sally's pussy. Sally screamed in shock and joy.

As Greg went harder, faster, and deeper Sally's moans grew deeper.

Twenty minutes later Greg hit Sally's g-spot and she had an orgasm. About ten minutes after that Greg exploded inside Sally and gave her a cream pie.

After this they went into the 69 position.

This simply caused them to become even more horny and they went back to having sex.

About three hours later they were done and went to the laundromat. They had to wash Sally's sheets which were soaked in cum.
by Being Horny Is Fun May 04, 2008
Being extremely and want some sort of pleasure.

Girls- when your pussy lubricates/wet
Guys- when your dick becomes hard
One day, I was incredibly horny. My pussy was throbbing and soaking through my thong. Fortunately, it was the weekend and my family was gone.
I went to the bathroom and went into the bathtub that just got filled up. I rubbed my clit in quick motions (back and forth, back and forth) and wanted more. I got the adjustable shower head and put it right above my throbbing clit.
The warm water was pounding on me, and God did it feel good. I sat onto the perimeter on the bathtub and let it pour on my clit. I was moaning and groaning and feel like I was gonna explode.
"More," I thought. "I want so much more fucking more."
I dug two fingers into my hole, moaning and jerking my body. I pushed them in slowly, then pushed hard to get it to touch the G-spot. I pulled out slow this time, and pushed in hard. I did this continuously, until I needed to do it harder and faster.
I could feel my pussy pulse around my fingers, and I was just about to orgasm, but I stopped.
I got out of the tub and ran into my room. I looked through my drawers and got my 10 inch vibrator. Then, I quickly walked backed into the bathtub.
In a slow motion, I took the vibrator into my hole. I did not jerk it in out or side to side. I just let it touch my G-spot, and I moaned and groaned and began to orgasm.
Soon, I picked up the pace. I jerked the vibrator in all sorts of positions and I was shaking with pleasure.
With a mighty orgasm, I squirted--far. It was the best orgasm I've ever had.
by TheSquirter March 28, 2012

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