Obsessive thoughts about getting some.
I'm so horny, even the crack of dawn
looks good.
by Homer Simpson April 25, 2003
to be sexually aroused. when you feel like you want sex really badly and probably need to masterbate. i am horny just writing this!
jonny walks into work one day and sees a hot woman at the counter. she says "hey you wanna do it right here right now?" so jonny is really horny right now and automatically agrees becuase he thinks this woman can give him what he wants. so he follows her into the bathroom and she pulls off his shirt and pants. she massages his erected dick. jonny starts out by rubbing her clitoris and sucking her breasts. (this is way better than masterbating! he thinks). she kisses his penis and he moans and she rubs his dick on the shaft and puts it in her mouth and rubs it around. now jonny is really horny and when he cums and she swallows it he knows he is in for a treat. he has kinky sex with her. he puts his dick in her pussy and holds her up and he is thrusting and humping her. she moans in ecstacy. UHH OHH YA UHH UHH OHH! BABE UHH OOO! he is so horny right now that they both get orgasms and they keep going at it. she gives him oral again and rubs his dick so hard and he feels so good and he wants more and more. he puts his dick in her vagina and humps more and more and she starts moaning and groaning and they have sex again and again. each time they get orgasms. i hope you feel as horny as i do when you read this! beucase this makes me want to rub a mans dick and suck it hard and have kinky sex and ohh ahhh...
by newyork April 28, 2007
To have a boner, or to be turned on so much that you wanna fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck.
Just read the example...
He was gorgouse, she was sexy as all hell.
They wanted each other. In the motel room she pushed him onto the bed and slowly pulled his pants off. He simply stared at the ceiling and moaned. Having been turned on he had a huge boner, his cock was huge. 11" and dripping with precum. Her tits were swelling seeing his dick. After she pulled his pants and boxers off she threw herself onto his huge cock and titty fucked him. She got into the 69 posttion and started giving him the blowjob of his life. She pumped his cock, slowly but faster and faster, she stuck the tip of her tounge into his hole and he came. she licked up every drop while moaning. He was eating out to perfection. First he had licked around her thighs, getting her wet. Then he had kissed her lips in her vagina and then, he tounge fucked her, making her cum. he smiled and licked up heer sweet cunt. Pleased with himself to be able to pleasure her.
He rolled on top of her, getting out of 69. He turned to french with her, fingering her pussy making her orgasm she broke his kiss to scream with pleasure; "Oh MY GOD, MORE, BABY, YES, YES, YES.. FUCK, YES!!!!! OOOOOHHHH!!!!" She was the most horny she had ever gotten. He stoped fingering her to penertrate her sweet, tight, wet pussy. He humped her faster and faster. "MMMM, O, YES!!!, MORE MORE!!!! YES!!! YES!!!!! AHHHH, OOOOO, MMMMM!!!" he didn't want to cum inside her yet. So he slowed down and went deeper instead of faster. She didnt mind the change. He moaned with satifiaction. She orgasmed, and he pulled out the lick up her cunt. She flipped over, he analed her. He came and went faster and faster, making it pleasing for both of them. She moaned. he stopped. she begged for more "GET INSIDE ME NOW!!!" He smiled and obeyed. after he had his 4th orgasm he started to jackhammer her against the head board.

I can't finish, I HAVE to masterbate
by iHorny October 17, 2009
When a person feels sexually aroused.

Here is a story for you horny girls ;)
Amanda thought about Zach. She got so horny thinking about Zach. She laid back in her bed and masturbated. After, she got up the guts to call her crush Zach tell him she was horny. He replied saying he will be there in 5 min. Amanda put on her best lacy black thong and bra. When he arrived she took him to her bedroom. They kissed while he slowly undid her size 36C bra and fondled her breasts. He flipped on top and kissed her nipples gently and massaged them, teasing her. She let out a faint moan. He responded by working his way to her mouth. Amanda, undid his boxers. Exposing his 9" rock hard dick. She slipped her soft lips over his cock and gave him a blow job, he came in her mouth and she swallowed every last bit. Zach then slowly slid off her thong. He flipped her over and kissed her stomach slowly working his way to her pussy. He saw her dripping wet pussy. He teasingly licked the tip of her clit. He let his tongue slip in and out of her pussy and just when she was about to orgasm, he slipped it out and climbed on top of her. He went in and out of her pussy very slowly. She flipped him over and straddled him on top. She bobbed faster and faster, up and down, on his long hard dick. She arched her back, moaning and purring with ecstasy. She wanted him to go deeper and deeper insider her. He finally hit her g-spot. And fell over with him on top of her curling her toes and let out a big moan. They orgasmed at the same time and he pulled out and came all over her stomach.
by cookiemonster7373 March 17, 2012
the feeling you get that urges you to have sex;
this story should give you that feeling

Bret finally got to the Halloween party and saw tons of hot girls with cleavage and tight outfits all over the place. Bianca came up to him and told him she wanted to take a look upstairs since the party was at a house she had never been to before. They went upstairs to look around. Bret could see Bianca's perfect ass under her tight stripper-nurse's skirt as she walked up the steps in front of him in red heels. He knew she was tryna have some fun.
They came to a room on the other end of the house that had a huge bed in the middle of it. Bianca crawled onto the bed and flashed her thong and entire ass in Bret's direction. A bulge started to become visible in his pants. He came up behind Bianca and grabbed her waist as she was bent over so she could feel his boner rubbing up against her. She moaned, so she must have been horny already. Bianca pulled her belly shirt over her head revealing her perky C-cup breasts. They grazed the bed as she bent back down to rub her ass all over Bret's package. Bret took off his shirt and reached down to pull off his shorts so that he was in only his boxers. He flipped Bianca over to face him and began taking off her skirt. He wanted her to keep those sexy red heels on when he got her moaning.
Bret got on the bed and kissed her all over her body. He moved from her neck all the way down to her chest. He fondled her tits and licked her nipples as she started moaning. She arched her back to get closer to him and he buried his face in her breasts. Bianca could feel his boner poking her between her legs, and it made her horny. She pulled off his boxers so she could rub his cock up and down with both hands, it was that big. Bret felt she was wet underneath her red thong. Bianca moaned slightly as his hands went underneath her panties. He could feel her shiver when he put in one finger and then another.

Finally, Bianca couldn't take it any longer, so she rolled over on top of him and straddled his muscular body. She knelt over him and guided his throbbing cock into her tight and wet pussy.
She threw her head back and began to grind on top of him, as he moaned underneath her in pleasure. His hands were on her hips, guiding her every move. Then she began to ride him faster, bouncing up and down on his hard cock. "Ooo, fuck me, that feels good," she gasped. "Go deeper, harder." Bret moved in synch with Bianca and took control with her still on top. He held her body in one spot while he pounded his throbbing cock deep inside her pussy. Finally, as she was moaning, Bianca cried out with pleasure and he felt her shiver and collapse onto his body. Bret pulled out of her and Bianca took his cock in her hands so that he could cum on her tits.
by lalalameowmeow July 08, 2011
Tiger Woods was one horny bastard
by spammy sosa December 10, 2009
thank you definition 48
its true girls if u want an easy orgasm go into your bathroom, and turn on the faucet in the tub, like you were going to take a bath not a shower, turn it on hot but not burning, then lay in the tub, put your feet on the sides of the faucet and your pussy and cunt under the water flow,spread your pussy lips, it is a more amazing way to get to an orgasm because there is no work involved and it feels better than a vibrator ive tried it n it feels like heaven!!!
i was so horny n my bf wasnt in town so i got an easy orgasm
it was amazing
When girls and boys have a great desire for sexual intercourse with someone of the same or different gender.

Horny-ness is cured in three ways:
1. Masturbating
2. Watching Porn (though this tends to make some people more horny and cause them to use option number one]
3. Calling someone up and banging them all night long.
One day, Sally was very bored so she looked up the work "Horny" on urbandictionary.com. She began reading the examples and immediately became horny herself.

Sally instantly called her boyfriend Greg and said, "I'm wet" Greg was over in an instant.

In about five minutes both Greg and Sally's clothes were both off and the two were taking part in some foreplay. This included Greg fingering Sally and Sally giving Greg a blowjob.

Soon when Greg was super hard and Sally as wet as the ocean, Greg couldn't take it anymore.

He pounded his dick into Sally's pussy. Sally screamed in shock and joy.

As Greg went harder, faster, and deeper Sally's moans grew deeper.

Twenty minutes later Greg hit Sally's g-spot and she had an orgasm. About ten minutes after that Greg exploded inside Sally and gave her a cream pie.

After this they went into the 69 position.

This simply caused them to become even more horny and they went back to having sex.

About three hours later they were done and went to the laundromat. They had to wash Sally's sheets which were soaked in cum.
by Being Horny Is Fun May 04, 2008

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