Obsessive thoughts about getting some.
I'm so horny, even the crack of dawn
looks good.
by Homer Simpson April 25, 2003
Really Really turned on.

Girls: their pussies become wet and slippery.
Guys: their dicks become stiff and hard.
Jane's pussy was really wet and slippy 'cos she was horny.
by _XXX_Blond_Babe_XXX_ January 01, 2010
Sexually excited.
PART 2

At this point, her father had woken up. "What is going on in here?!?!" he yelled, flinging open to door. "Oh Papa," Belle crooned, pulling my throbbing cock out of her, "we were just having some fun!" Seeing his horny daughter soaking wet and naked did something for Mr. Mason, and he yanked down his pants to reveal his giant hairy dick. "OH PAPA!" Belle cried, and ran to her father, immediatly kneeling and sucking hard and fast on his dick. "OHHH BELLE!" he cried, "I didn't know you were so good!" "There's a lot you don't know about me," she said seductivley. She grabbed his arm and pulled him to her bed. I no time, I was making out with Belle the slut with my boner shoved up her pussy while her father was pounding her from behind. Belle started gasping for breath and in no time was having orgasms like there was no tomorrow. I felt myself precum and yelled "I'm about to cum! Get ready!" The force of my cum was so powerful that it threw me backwards onto the floor gasping in pleasure. "Holy shit!" I yelled, looking at her clock. I pulled on my clothing and ran outside so I wouldn't be late for school.
by HornyMamma534 October 15, 2013
The desire to fuck, whether anal, or vaginal. Often times fingering or masterbation is the end result. Most virgins or just really horny people will watch porn, because they can't get anyone, or they are staying abstinent.
"Fuck man, I've gotta watch Redtube right now, i'm so damn horny and I need some type of action in my life...idc if it's porn!"
by PussyLovin'Girl<3 July 18, 2009
what i feel at the moment
i wish i had some nice hot tits!
by MasterX November 07, 2004
The desire of sexual intercourse.
They were back from their midnight shopping. He drove her to her mansion.

She smiled at him and got out of the precious car. However, he sneaked up on her and followed after her to her place of residence.

The lady's name was Lilla and the gentleman's name was Halin.

When Lilla opened her door, Halin folllowed.

Lilla eyed him, her eyebrows suspiciously raised. "What are you doing?"

"Please allow me to chat with you for a little bit," he said, trying to be as polite as possible.

"Yes, Halin?" replied Lilla, a wicked smile on her face as if she knew what Halin was about to say.

All of a sudden, he threw himself on Lilla's body and started kissing her.

Lilla's heart soared. She had a crush on Halin, but never did she know they were going to be a lifelong couple.

Lilla kissed him back, and her tongue slid into his mouth, licking every centimeter that it could reach.

They both stopped kissing and began to undress. Lilla felt horny.
(If anyone would like to post a continuation of this, feel free.)
by @!&! November 22, 2009
Grossly sexual. Something that provokes a boner even though she's sketchy as all hell.
That mesh American Apparel tank top is so horny.
by cassandrasaidthis March 28, 2009
Acronym.
Happy On Reaching New Years
Coined by Stephen Colbert.
Maf54 (7:47:11 PM): good so your getting horny

Xxxxxxxxx (7:47:29 PM): lol…a bit
by Patrocl October 03, 2006
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