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noun.

1: A sexual position in which the man crouches over the woman, who is laying on her back. He then proceeds to shit on her chest while masturbating and ejaculating in her face.

The name is derived from the idiom "Does a bear shit in the woods?" combined with the obviously sexual nature of the act.
1: Timing is key when performing a horny bear.

2: "My boyfriend pulled a horny bear on me last night. It made me so wet!"
by passthecoolwhip September 21, 2010
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