Perv 2- I couldn't find anyone to have sex with me so I Jammed my dick into a trumpet.
Perv 1- That's the gayest thing I've ever heard.
Perv-2 I filmed it and put it on the internets. It has 50,000 views.
Perv 1- Actually that's the gayest thing I've ever heard. I can't beliieve you made hornography. Popular hornography.
Perv 2- You're just jealous.
Perv 1- :'(
Perv 2- : p