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hair hatted houligans 

A word coined by comedian Tommy Sotomayor describing a ratchet female, typically exhibiting bad behavior in public,mostly criminal and wears hair weave. The identifying characteristic of this weave is that it looks obviously unnatural and fake making the weave look like a hat rather than her real hair.
1)News report-shows mugshots of women with blond wigs on in news report. Viewer says "Them hair hatted houligans were caught shop lifting at Walmart".

2)Store owner to cops-"Three hair hatted houligans had a big fight and tore up my Waffle House!!! Get them outta here,arrest them all!"that

3)Simps standing on corner at liquor store staring lustfully -"Those two hair hatted houligans with all them kids got some big asses, lets go holla at them bitches!"

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hair hatted houligans by redbonegal September 15, 2013
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Hennigans 

Some damn good scotch. It doesn't even make you smell when you drink it. Can also be used as a paint thinner.
mmmmm, that's hennigans, the no smell no tell scotch!
Hennigans by The spencinator May 13, 2005

hoonigan 

noun,see hoon or hooning: a person who participates in any type of reckless driving including but not limited to drifting, drag racing, and burnouts
did you see that car blow by?, stupid hoonigan
hoonigan by bigalaska904 March 16, 2011

Iain and the Hooligans 

A term for a group of sweaty guys who frequently visit each other and hangout, They may or may not be gay.
Guy 1 "you see them? I'm sure there a bunch of Iain and the Hooligans."

Guy 2 "the fuck does that mean"

Hernigan 

A skinny obnoxious person who is starved for attention. Very loud and boisterous with extreme mood swings: one minute they are on a high horse annoying others, and the next the world is ending in their opinion. They tend to "bob" when in high horse mode.
The hernigan that is perched up at the bar is getting on everyones nerves. I wish someone would bring him down off his high horse and send him home.
Hernigan by Manita M. December 23, 2009

Honanigans

1)The mischievous and unfaithful activities of women in committed relationships that results in universal frustration of devoted men and women.

2) Flirty Texting
3) Sexting
4) Asking men for gifts

5) Asking men to pay their bills
6) Pursuing a sugar daddy
7) Maintaining a sugar daddy
8) Affairs
8) Affairs with married men

9)Affairs with coworkers
10) Affairs with clients
Affairs with coworkers and customers simultaneously, Malissa is up to her same old honanigans
Honanigans by FinalDaddy January 31, 2022