Hornbeek

Three months after your wife gives birth and begins to loose that baby belly she goes out and buys a new dress. When she asks you how she looks your response is " you lost some of that baby belly but your not ready for that dress yet! " immediately you realize that you will be living a life of celibacy for the next three months.

Brian's old lady bought a new dress the other day and he pulled a hornbeek when she asked him how it looked. Looks like he will be waxing his own pole for the next couple months , poor bastard.

Hornbeek by Slump Daddy January 23, 2014

horneeze 

that feeling when you're gonna sneeze but you dont sneeze and you feel like sneezing really bad aka horny for sneeze

'hey what's up with you?'
'man i'm horneeze'
'God, i hate that feeling'

*you're gonna sneeze and someone interupts you*
'goddamit shakeel you made me horneeze, now that sneeze's never gonna happen'
'gee, sorry mate'

horneeze by Xxxquickscope420xxX September 8, 2014

Horneepy 

When you is horny and sleepy at the same time. This effect can be brought on by certain substances, such as Mary J Juana. No relation to Mary J Blige. Y’all betta put some respekt on her mothafuckin name.

Boy: I can’t decide if I’m horny or sleepy. Does that mean I’m still high?

Me: No you just horneepy that’s all

Boy: Yo momma

Horneepy by PkmnBreedrB June 27, 2020

Hornee 

One who is horny/name to give to someone who is horny. Different than horner (one who causes horniness)

Why is he so weird?
Ignore him, he’s a hornee.

Hornee by Keklord Supreme December 28, 2021

Hornee 

A victim of someone else's horniness.

A rape game prostitute that doesn't get paid.

Dave: Do you like how I bazoinked you with my tiny penis and taser gun.
Gillian: I am a Hornee.

Hornee by bogosuperelf June 29, 2020

Hornbeek

A very classy and loyal friend. Usually shy but once he lightens he is amazing. A great athlete with great speed and agility. You cant believe how confident he is. But don't take him wrong he will bite back. He has the best jokes. And loves to plan things out. Has a bright future ahead.He can be akward but yet so smooth. People mistake him and assume he is someone he is not . He is not like the other guys. He is not a street boy. But a classy loyal funny bright young man with a creative mind.

That girl is lucky to have a Hornbeek.

Hornbeek is the perfect guy.

Hornbeek by Flabbergasted donkey November 22, 2021

Hornese 

The language you speak when you're horny. Typically consisting of euphemisms and double entendres.

That girl asked me if I wanted to hide the salami. Talk about speaking hornese.

Hornese by Chandler Fox January 3, 2022