Hormones 

A regulatory substance in your body that happens in your body at around the age when puberty starts. For girls: 7-13. For guys: 9-15...however, "guy hormones" are called testosterones. Hormones sometimes make you feel sad at small, pointless things..or happy at random times. They can also cause you to understand love more. For example, before puberty you never thought of guys as hot, cute, etc. But when puberty kicks in and the hormones start...you begin to find the opposite sex more attractive...or the same sex, if you're bisexual, gay, or lesbian. Sometimes you feel nervous around the opposite sex in middle school through highschool (grades 6 and up). But don't worry...nothing's wrong with you, it's just your hormones making you feel this way.
Hormones are a sign that you're growing up...so don't worry, be glad :)

(I tried to make the description of hormones as mature as possible...sorry if I failed)

Tonight I was at prom...for the first time! I was dancing with Jeremy, who invited me...but every time he squeezed my hand and grabbed my waist, I couldn't help but look into his eyes...Jeremy was pretty cute...I can't believe my hormones now decide to show themselves.

Hormones by Kyaaah May 19, 2016

oatmeal hormones 

Being instantly changing of your condition.

I was having such a bad day till Stephanie hugged me, and gave me those oatmeal hormones.

oatmeal hormones by Sontdp December 4, 2007

Rollin with the hormones 

A trio of funny, hormonal best friends. Founded in 2016- rollin with the hormones is a group that will stick for life.

-vlad

We are rollin with the hormones.

Rollin with the hormones by V cut ramon January 8, 2019

Hormones 

it's what makes girls different from boys, in many freaky and disturbing ways. hormones give girls boobs and guys dicks. they make us horny and sexually active, which is why it is cut into the two fitting words "whore" and "moans". makes senses, doesn't it though?

every girl and boy was born with a special gift: HORMONES

Hormones by emily dick December 31, 2008

hormones 

female hormones make them have mood swings...they can be all happy and then be moody as hell in a minute.
male hormones make guys act like total plebs, and enlargen the ego.

hormones by miss chloe August 20, 2003

Mt Hormones 

It is a sacred place located on an indian motherfucker. he jizzes offf to it every night. Once he was having a wank his dad came and gave him a spank.

Look at those Mt Hormones about to blow.

Mt Hormones by SKULLCRUSHR August 18, 2019

Hormones 

Moans of the whore

I can hear your hormones from over here.

Hormones by Beatbogger July 12, 2011