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6.
The failure of computer networking Hardware.
This router is horked.
by Louie Beans November 19, 2009
 
1.
computer geek slang for programming code or software that is broken, f-ked up, corrupted.
Dude, your code totally HORKED the build today.
by Simone Cox July 11, 2005
 
2.
To be out-of-whack; to be destroyed; to be completely unworkable.
Installing those new speakers in my car horked my amp.
by Hawk September 17, 2003
 
3.
Stolen. Past participle of hork.

Stolen is the Canadian definition of horked. I have never heard the term horked to mean broken.
Bob McKenzie, "No way, eh, they horked our beer!"

Doug McKenzie, "Take off, they... oh jeez, you're right. They did hork our beer!"
by Roy October 07, 2004
 
4.
Canadian Slang: To Steal
You horked my Beer.
by RheaJ April 22, 2009
 
5.
To squirt fluid out of your nose, ie. beer, in the midst of uncontrollable laughter
HAHAHA I just horked beer out of my nose.
by KlassyChris August 22, 2011
 
7.
fouled, screwed, fucked, trashed. After Ren Höek, the neurotic chihuahua from the animated Ren and Stimpy Show.

Said of a hairball outside of a cat.
I can't ping the server, the router is all horked up.

Spot finally horked up that hairball.
by Hal Mounce September 28, 2007