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To laugh while consuming food or beverage, expelling said consumable out one's nose
I was reading a post on the message board, and I horked pepsi out my nose, it was so funny!
by July Cleaver April 07, 2006
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The process of coughing up phlegm in order to spit.
Jim was going to hork a loogie.
by Justin May 01, 2002
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v. horked, horking, horker, horkage
1. To consume rapidly
2. To take in excess
(also spelled "horck")
I just horked down a pound of cheddar cheese, and now I'm going to vomit.
by arghizella August 13, 2004
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If you click the virus infected file, you will HORK the computer.
by Fred G January 29, 2005
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to throw, screw up, break, yank, spit, spit on, or throw up on
I horked the thing too hard, and now it's horked. So I horked it against the wall and then horked on it.
by bobbymcbobbob January 13, 2012
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A dorky girl that you allow in your circle of friends because she will put out for anyone at the drop of a hat. (whore + dork = hork)
Dude, I got so wasted last night I gave the hork a strawberry shortcake.
by krazykhat August 24, 2004
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I drank some sangria and chowed on spagetti then horked it all up.
by kinjison November 22, 2004
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