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member of a social clique which imitates American black culture as seen on television and heard in music. Social status comes from familiarity with this media culture, destroying private property to make 'art' (i.e. writing their name on somebody else's stuff), and displaying their ethnic background through tattoos or by interspersing a foreign word for heart into a bad poem they spray painted on a defunct bakery to get a clueless hipster girl in bed.
The lily-white hopster told of us his dope business model producing t-shirts with his name on them, before he would sell us the pot.
by Old Mr. Jenkins January 22, 2010
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A Hip Hop Hipster
Kanye West is a hopster
by Hurricane7410 January 12, 2009
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10.
A hipster that is so hip, he hops.
Damn, that hopster is digity dank.
by Hipsterhopster December 26, 2010
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11.
hopster (Purposely all lower case) is a program for getting past firewalls on web browsers and IM clients. While most other softwares that can do this require some level of technical know-how to use, this is not the case with hopster: just type in a few numbers and you're completely done.
Since anyone and your hamster can use it, it's popular with high school and college students, as they can use it to access websites that the school's administrator has blocked.
New Teacher: Why do you think Jimmy always brings a USB drive to class?
Experienced Teacher: Bet you five bucks it's got hopster on it.
by K0ri July 22, 2009
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12.
One who fakes orgasm while masturbating.
Richard Veroude is a no-good dirty hopster.
by - May 14, 2003
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