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Connecticut Valley Hospital

A psych hospital that has been around since the mid 1800's. Use to have thousands of lunatics, maniacs, sociopaths and generally batshit crazy people but in the last few decades has greatly down sized and many of the buildings are empty or being torn down. The ones left are creepy as hell and legend has it there are chains on the walls and all kinds of spooky shit in the basements. Colloquially known as the "Nut House', "Bug House" or "Loony Land", the patients left are mostly junkies, sexual perverts and anti social assholes. Nobody knows what happened to all the lunatics and maniacs.
Connecticut Valley Hospital has some really spooky shit hidden in those basements and attics.

hospital bike 

Similar to the village bike just the hospital edition. This is the work slut that is known from the top floor to bottom floor, but is known best for her work on the gentleman’s floor. If you run into her in the elevator, the code words are “going down?......which floor?” She will show you what floor she’s getting off on.

Everyone needs to ride or use the hospital bike at some point, so from Doctors on down to pharmacy techs, to research study participants, to bed pan boys...they all get a turn to ride the bike.
Hey they always say Doctors know best, well Dr. Sammy told me to try out the hospital bike tonight. I told him that she has a BF and he said.....”hahaha, yeah She tells him she doesn’t know how to ride a bike. Oh she rides, trust me.”

2. Hey has anyone seen the hospital bike, I’m so horny? Check the floor 5 storage room. I saw her crushing on some silver scat daddy earlier up there. That bike Sure gets a lot of use.
hospital bike by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 21, 2019

Hoppipolla 

Hoppipolla is a song by the band Sigur Ros from their 2005 album Takk... It means "jumping into puddles" in Icelandic.
You: I'm bored
Me: We could go hoppipolla?
You: Yes, please!
Hoppipolla by hfrei March 16, 2009

fo hoppin 

if you roll on hydros, seems like it makes your car rise into the air when you start it up and when you drive it you can hit one of the 4 switches then make your roll bounce from side to side, front to back or make it pancake
"fo hoppin, ass droppin" Ice Cube
fo hoppin by Swoopa March 1, 2009

hippity hoppitus 

A word Ownage Pranks uses a lot, and it's funny as hell.
OP: Hippity hoppitus!
Indian Scammer: Tikah!
OP: Kappatilly donut!
Indian Scammer: Akay akay!

Hospital on Guerrero Street

Fictional hospital in San Francisco where battered women (who deserved it) get sent.
I used to know a girl; she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it... beat her up so bad she ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street.