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15. depressed
The state in which you feel hopeless. Nothing works, or ever will, or even ever has for you. People hate you for no reason. Even God seems to hate you too. Every day is a repitition of the same events. You have no luck, and there's no way of changing it.
Depressed? Fix it all with the click of a shotgun.
16. social worker
making lots of money out of people's misery. part of the burgeoning 'new professions class' of the late 20thC and usually a socialist, liberal or worse. social workers took over where the church left off. may know the difference between right and wrong but doesn't see why it should apply to them. a secular priest, monk or nun who enforces politically acceptable thought and behaviour on the hapless, helpless and hopeless. talks complete psychobabble with no scientific foundation whatsoever. often pilloried for taking children into care or leaving them to die; whichever the press find most distressing at the time. almost always an insecure individual who should be having therapy not giving it.
MALE of type tries to compensate for the low social status by talking complete bollocks at the pub.
FEMALE, usually a cat owner, likely to be crazy as a coot and in medieval times would have been burned as a witch.
SW MANAGER has generally failed even at this low level and so exacerbates the public's woes with incompetence in leadership.
most SWs try to avoid mentioning it at parties or face the prospect of further rejection. secretly support the British National Party.
social worker; 'As a social worker, I like to consider the full psycho-socio-sexual-ethnic dynamic in operation in any given situation or mele before drawing a tentative conclusion or proposal. I mean, I may not even go so far as to reach a conclusion, perhaps only hinting at a possible resolution, if that's ok with you?, which may in fact or actually not even be so certain as that. Is that wrong d'ya think?? I believe people should be allowed to live their own lives without interference from the state until we interfere. Failure is a negative concept and I don't like to use that word. However, the true answer may only ever be 'Yes'...or...'No' or...'Maybe'.... and it's never absolutely cl..'

normal person; 'Sorry to interupt. I'm afraid it's too late, the child / old person has been battered into the next life!'
17. Fatrick
A combination of the words "fat" and "Patrick." Used as an alternative name for a person named Patrick who is fat. Another form of this alternative name is "Fat-pat".
"When Fatrick wears yellow, people either mistake him for Big Bird or the sun!"
18. hopelessness
1.when a moment or event breaks ones spirit or ones ability to function 2. a feeling associated with helplessness and/or loss. 3. Sadness in clinical proportions.
"The once gentle, animated eyes, now looked hollow with hopelessness."
19. anathema
A band of five hopless romantics who realy know how to express der feelings through der instruments. With soul stirrin lyrics, heart meltin melodies n kickass beats, Anathema's proven to be one of da best doom/prog. metal bands in da world today
guy: dyu have anathema's new album?
dumbass: dood! anathema sucks hard man. i listen only to da metal gods like limp bizkit n slipknot
guy: sure brother, all da best wit dat taste
20. Lost
That hopless feeling you get when someone has ripped your heart out of your chest and stomped on it with combat boots.
Symptoms include: walking and/or driving around aimlessly, dull eyes, panic attacks and/or random fits of crying.
Jen: Hey, Sam. What's up with Mark?
Sam: Jackie ripped out his heart. That boy's lost.
21. Saturday
A nickname given to a woman who in gages in heavy drug use and loose sexual conduct on a daily basis. The term is used in stead of the woman's actual name because it is said that she parties like it's Saturday everyday.
billy: "did see saturday today ?"
rog: "na, why?"
joey: "because she smoked 2 blunts,riped 4 lines ,drink a half a bottle of wine, got fucked and then said she had to leave to go to the doctors."
mike: "hahaha... i think i love her"
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