A mythological creature. Sorta of like a troll, unicorns, etc.
This mythical creature feeds off of others misfortunes. Just like it's mother, mariaortzman, this creature is often two faced. It will be nice to you in person, but behind your back will make you miserable. or atleast attempt. But really its not all that hard to scare away, just punch it in the face a few times. This is how it lives. Off of greed, depression, and putting down others. don't give it pitty, instead feed it back it's karma!!
This creature lacks interpreting others feelings, will often hurt you emotionally. It is to afraid to cause any physical harm because of its weak stature, like stated above. The hopeortzman is very ugly and dirty looking, once again like its mother. Having a slutty nature, pretending to be something its not, and just plain dumb. It's almost a tradgity how unfortenate this creature is. How on earth it was created, we've come to the conclusion that it was a mistake.
"why am i feeling so guilty all of a sudden. ew what's that smell. omg whats that over there? is that a mariaortzman? OMG!! NOOO!! ITS WORSE A HOPEORTZMAN!!!!!"
something like a mythical creature BUT WORSE! a hopeortzman is a person that will attempt to make someones life living hell by spreading rumors, and telling all sorts of lies, it thrives off of the sadness and hatered of the people it hurts.
the hopeortzman is a known creature to be two-faced and messes with it's prey's emotions and feeling as well.
this creature is known to have a dismembered or dis formed body type all around sometimes with claws for hands and believes that it knows everything!
usually when there is a hopeortzman around surely to come right after will be a mariaortzman and that is just as bad! so beware and always watch out for a hopeortzman.
"what is that thing with the messed up body...ohh god its a hopeortzman"
friend-"hey man why are you so sad?" sad guy- "man cuz my gf was cheating on me with 5 other guys" friend-" OH DAMN its a hopeortzman!!!"