The next day, looking at your word on Urban Dictionary (fervently thumbing it up, of course, in a futile attempt to get it noticed)
Jack: Fuck. I'm not funny at all. I hate myself. How did I ever hope for this entry to ever get anywhere and be anything else other than a file stealing server space from the good people of UrbanDictionary.com?
My dad says he won't be getting me an iPod today. I've lost all hope, I wish I was dead. Now I'm going all goth poser on his ass. I hate my life! Now I'm going to listen to my crappy Simple Plan CD's because my dad won't get me an iPod!