A place you go to to tip a large bucket of pennies down a drain and hope a flashing machine spits back millions of dollars.
Ha! I just spent $200,000.50 at the casino and came home with $45 and a free wig!
Has a crush on Marzipan, comes from Parmalsian, or some thing, claims to be from the Wutang Clan. Had a hit record in his country
In Marzipan's Anwering Machine: "You're every thing a man could hope for in a lady, oh geeze..."
|45.||spray and pray|
Empty your machine gun magazine at target. Hope your attack will kill enemy, stop vehicle, etc...
Gangsters in the 30´s used a spray and pray tactic with their Tommy guns.
Person who thinks that large corporations are the best thing since sliced panmore...
A corporate whore has the following characteristics
>> Works excessive overtime without getting paid extra
>> Beleives that all or most advertising from big corporations is true
>> Actually buys all their cd's, movies, software
>> Is extremely honest when dealing with big companies, eg: when the ATM machine hands out 20 instead of 10 they bring it back because they think the banking industry will suffer if they dont.
>> Refuses to use P2P, linux or any other open source software, only buys music from major labels
>> Easily fooled into buying things from info mercials, diet pills and outrageously prices beauty products that havnt even been proven to work
>> Support their company in every way they can, attend their bosses dinners in hope of getting a promotion even though they are only a measily sales assistant who the boss is ashamed to have at his dinner table and only lets them in because he said everyone is welcome.
>> Is obsessed about the economy even though they dont own any shares.
>> Is obsessed with pop culture, celebrity gossip and does not realise its all bullshit
>> Wears only "fashionable" clothes bought on the high street.
>> Drinks stuff like diet coke and other "light" food and drink because they think it keeps them in shape and dont realise their actually consuming poison like aspartame and a whole list of E's.
|47.||Gene Snitsky: Time Traveler|
The year is 2033. The world is blanketed in chaos, as the war between man and machine heads toward a frighteningly close nuclear finale. Grown men cower with their women and children, hiding from the soulless creatures that move silently through the night. However, there is one who walks through the huddled masses, unafraid of the robot killers, instilling hope in all he meets. The world knows him as General “Gene” Snitsky, humanity’s last chance in The War To End All Wars. This is his story.more...
“I have a job to do.” The gruff yet monotone voice echoed throughout the warehouse basement. Unlike most basements, however, this one is made of 3,000 tons of stainless steel and titanium, contains a multitude of high-radiation areas, and has surveillance systems covering every centimeter within 4 miles of the building. Before the hard times hit, the building also had Guinness on tap. Now, only Pabst Blue Ribbon flows through the slowly corroding pipes, but this is not the time for drinking.
“Sir, you’ve established that. But I don’t see how traveling back in time to 2004 helps us in anyway. The machines will use their warheads anytime now, and the window for a preemptive strike is closing more with each passing hour. With all due respect, General, we need you here.” This type of insubordinate backtalk would normally be met by Snitsky’s stiff right hand, but Jeff Hardy was never afraid of taking risks. While not always the smoothest of performers, as Second-in-Command he knew ...
|48.||Death of Nintendo|
Something that was avoided after the Nintendo DS was released. It caused It's stocks to raise above that of Microsoft. The DS has a battery life of 10 hours, 2 screens, 2 processers, graphics better then that of the Nintendo 64. It uses game cards, instead of cartriges. It will blow the Playstation Portable(PSP) into dust. Reasons include: It's battery life is 2 1/2 hours, OOHHH WOW. It plays dvds witha battery life of 1 hour, the graphics are good, but not as good as the DS's, they are shy of 64 bit. They have ripped off nintendos touch screen technology due to a touch screen keyboard. It has more unecessary features then the PS2 and XBox combined, even the DS doesnt have that much unecessary crap. It has online support with 1 hour worth of battery power and will be released in 2005 with a price higher then the DS($150+ American) Whoever buys this console is buying a crap machine. The DS may be an odd new system but. Its innovation and graphics. Along with nintendos hard work have created the ultime handheld gaming system, only to be matched by the Game Boy Evolution coming 2006/2007. Not much is known of this system, spare better graphics then 64 bit, we can only hope for a mini gamecube :D. The nintendo DS's games are no longer kiddie, with the addition of a GTA game for it and the game Feel the Magic - XY-XX, the DS has more "T" rated games and features 3-D racing and sports games, nothing the GBA could handle. The death of nintendo is only a lie now, the Nintendo Revo...more...
Main character in the computer games Half-Life and Half-Life2.
PHD in ultra-physics, nerdy guy and a total fuckup when it comes to making experiments work without causing the end of human civilisation... That is until he turns into a meen killing machine that was able, all by himself, to defeat the Goverment Special Forces, alien invading creatures and a BIG foetus looking uber-monster; All that in just the first installement of the game. In the second part we discover that Freeman has become a pure agent of death and destruction (working with the good guys) who is still unable to score with ladys and who, after meeting with a guy that has godly powers, still has to wear corrective glasses.
Anyway, the caracter has become a legend and all we are waiting for is episode 3 where he may (we hope) do something usefull and make some sense!
'Wake up, Dr. Freeman, wake up ... wake up and smell the ashes' Quote from the G man.