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1. hohd
Abbreviation for "Hop off her dick"
-Omg rebecca black is soo hot
-She's only 13, HOHD.
2. Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra
do something not involving me, find a hobby, aka hop off my dick
I told my ex to get herself Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra when she nagged me after the break up for her favorite thong she left at my residence.
3. H.O.M.D
it's an acronym it stands for Hop Off My Dick.
why didnt you get her number?

H.O.M.D!!
4. ghost ride the dick
When he humps, you hump, you jump off his dick and hump next to him, then hop back on.
A girl tells her friend, " I tried to ghost ride the dick but then it just got soft..."
5. no dickride
Used just like "no homo". when you are giving somebody props but you don't want to seem like you're obsessed. Prevents the embarrassing "Hop off his/her dick."
I swear you be pullin all the bitties. No dickride though.
6. marina
a disgusting Jew who doesn't know when to hop off someones dick. especially when he has a gf. she's akward and tall and sh'es ugly and jewish. no one likes her and they think she's two faced and she needs to get over herself. she is the type of person who annoys your boyfriend and tries to flirt with him. you don't want to make friends with this person.
ew, marina tried to get with my boyfriend last night, i'm gonna have to tell her off.
7. Scutta-Nutta Buttahead Skeet Hoe
Scutta-Nutta Buttahead Skeet Hoe - (n.) pronunciation {Sk-ud-duh Nud-duh Bud-duh Hed Sk-ee-t Ho} 1. An over zealous male or female who partakes in an abnormally high amount of social carouseling of the genitailia. Or Scutta for short! 2. Skeet Hoes – a Scutta who takes their job even further by participating in excessive promiscuous activities. ie- fellatio, cunnulingus, or a surplus of slurping.
The biggest attrocity that Scutta-Nutta Buttahead Skeet Hoe can make would be to let an Athlete give her a chilli dog!

Man i wish this Scutta would Hop Off of my nutz.

I let this Skeet Hoe dome me up last night; matter of fact she domed up the entire track team!

Take The Scutta Exam:
This exam was created for anyone who is uncertain of their Status: Are U a Scutta? Could you even possibly be a Skeet Hoe? If you aren’t sure…we suggest that you probably are one of the two. No offense but the truth hurts people! And we only have two words for that…TOUGH BREAK!

If you answer YES to ANY of the following questions then I'm sorry to say...but you ARE a victim of SNBH Itis! And you should seek help immediately.

First Part: Are u a SCUTTA?

-Do you consciously or unconsciously tend to befriend a major portion of the people you chill with because of their celebrity status (Athletes, Greeks, Heads of Clubs and Organizations, etc)?

-Do you know the class, lunch, and travel schedules of certain popular people? Do you purposely fix your schedule in order to interact with them? (I sure hope not lol)

-Do you CONSTANTLY nag people in High ranking positions in order to attain involvement with that particular association? (ie –Randomly performing in public, just because a member of a performance group is in the vicinity - Becoming cool with someone, just so you can stay within their radar.)...
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