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An extremely hairy gooch
Tina: Damn, I normally like going down on guys but my boyfriend's hooz is out of control! It's always getting in the way.
Laura: Shit, I hate a guy with an untamed hooz. They should seriously shave it off...
Tina: I hear ya gurl.
by Tchabby October 13, 2010
To be thrown to the tigers.
That bloke's dreadful in midfield. He should be hoozed.
by Partial Angler July 04, 2006