It's like a camel toe, only WAY WORSE
Debbie wears Lee Jeans from the early 80's that give her a giant HOOVE in the front.
n. A phenomenon that occurs when a person (usually a female) wears jeans or pants that are much too long with heels and the pant covers the heel completely, stretching at the bottom to create the appearance of a hoof. Frequently sported by celebrities such as Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Lopez.
"OMG, look at Jenny's pants! They're so long she has hooves!"
. The appendages extending from the ankle of homo sapien.
"Stop holding D
! Pick up your hooves and get to work!"
"My hooves are aching in these bad platform shoes."
dirty calused raunchy feet
Girl get yo hooves off me!
a single black triangular pig hoove
eww look at hooves today