A hoot (n) is a pejorative term that refers to a woman who stays past the typical ending time of a party, a lingerer if you will. She is characterized by being provocative in dress, and incoherent in speech. She most likely has low self-esteem and a penchant for alcohol.
Dude that hoot you brought around last night did not want to leave. Well long story short, I banged her out. See ya later boys. Lets hang out.
by BVot February 21, 2008

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a foolish/ a dumb person
what a hoot..!
by nikky1900 April 20, 2009

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any dumb broad, that should never ever be respected at any time of their life
"every girl is a hoot"
"HOOTS!"
by plantzy January 23, 2009

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A hit off a joint or form of drug
"Yo lemme get a hoot offa that"
by brrrap brrrap June 11, 2006

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not to care, not to be concerned
"I dont give a hoot"
by herbie January 22, 2004

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An offensive term used to describe someone that makes a general statement. Very grave and offensive.
(sarcasm) hahahaha....your a hoot
by chrisinstl August 23, 2007

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a word used to describe any and all actions done by wyatt
Wyatt sucks at badminton. He is hoot.
by wyatt smith February 28, 2007

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