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to masturbate with your feet whilst spreading your buttcheeks open with your hands.
Tom: Man, I wish I could hooscal!

Franklin: Me too, but only monkeys can do it.
by Planksta Gangsta February 21, 2013
A Jail or Correctional Institution
He was arrested and thrown in the hooscal
by Michelle P February 12, 2006