jillian holtzmann

Brilliant scientist and hardware expert. Confident in her brilliance and comfortable in her strangeness. Rocking her "screw you" necklace, and overalls, she is sure to melt your heart with a single wink. Fans recognize her by her yellow goggles, electrifying hair and right dimple or "as queer as salty parabolas". Her ship with fellow ghostbuster Erin Gilbert has been rising in popularity as holtzbert.

Paul Feig: Look at that glorious weirdo!
Person: Who?
Paul Feig: Jillian Holtzmann!

jillian holtzmann by Kmcholtzmann February 5, 2017

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holtzmann

Holtzmann is a very rare species. 3/4 of all Holtzmanns prefer a female partner. They attract their lady by simply winking at them and dance a little.

Girl A: "Omg what a cute lil' beast"
Girl B: " Oh yeah, look it's a Holtzmann"

holtzmann by On.my.way.2.the.gay.bay January 6, 2017

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holtzmann • hopeortzman • Adam Holtzman • Andrew Hootman • jillian holtzmann

hopeortzman

A mythological creature. Sorta of like a troll, unicorns, etc.

This mythical creature feeds off of others misfortunes. Just like it's mother, mariaortzman, this creature is often two faced. It will be nice to you in person, but behind your back will make you miserable. or atleast attempt. But really its not all that hard to scare away, just punch it in the face a few times. This is how it lives. Off of greed, depression, and putting down others. don't give it pitty, instead feed it back it's karma!!

This creature lacks interpreting others feelings, will often hurt you emotionally. It is to afraid to cause any physical harm because of its weak stature, like stated above. The hopeortzman is very ugly and dirty looking, once again like its mother. Having a slutty nature, pretending to be something its not, and just plain dumb. It's almost a tradgity how unfortenate this creature is. How on earth it was created, we've come to the conclusion that it was a mistake.

"why am i feeling so guilty all of a sudden. ew what's that smell. omg whats that over there? is that a mariaortzman? OMG!! NOOO!! ITS WORSE A HOPEORTZMAN!!!!!"

hopeortzman by the_amazing_someone November 2, 2011