A beat up nasty, trashy car.
Dayum look at that hoopty rollin down the street.
by MurderByRhyme03 August 15, 2005
any vehicle that is in such bad shape that it defies all laws of physics that it even is operable. When taken to the quickie oil change place, the manager tells you to keep the oil and change the car!
Hey Larry, you still drivin' that hoopty?
by bamacuda July 10, 2008
A busted ass car with a bumper atached with wire thats put on wrong so you cant open the hood to replace the brake fluid and you have to drive using the emergency brake.Also the muffler is so loud you need to drown with the "stereo" that is probably worth more than the car.
Lisas car is a friggin hoopty
by dlfhgasruioghqwouier January 18, 2007
Politically correct synonym for "ghetto cruiser" and/or "pimpmobile". Other synonyms: barge, boat, land yacht, tank, tuna boat. Usually in reference to large late model (1989 and earlier) domestic luxury cars, sometimes in poor condition.
That hoopty is falling apart; it needs a lot of work.
by Tim Bessler July 27, 2003
A piece of shit car.
That dude thinks he's cool in that hoopty.
by Bootch143 April 28, 2011
Piece of crap car. It could be a car that some turd spends more money on adding decals, rims, undercarriage lighting, speaker box, etc. noise makers than the car is even worth. Rust bucket.
Why you rollin that hoopty? Get yourself a nice ride.
by Rollinhoopty June 13, 2014
A person or object that is super cheesy, simple and ridiculous in ghetto terms.
A grown man who records the Lifetime channel on his DVR is without a doubt Hoopty.
by websterrocks August 02, 2012