hooptie

To ride
to be given a ride
to drive

Yo Bob, gangsta Billy needs you to hooptie him over to the bonnie

I'm gonna hooptie my ass over there in a couple minutes

Yo, can you give me a hooptie to the liquor store?

by H to the O-S-S March 27, 2004

hooptie

A New York City bicycle that wears out your sneakers every time you have to stop with at least one part dangling off the bicycle

A Huffy or Murray mountain bike with three broken spokes and the shift lever unattached

by halifax November 13, 2003

hooptie

Well if a hooptie is any saturn ever sold..then I have had one sitting there broken down forever!!!! HELP!! I need another hooptie that works!!! I will pay $50 or less...let me know!

My pice of shyt saturn that has been sitting there for ages broken down and rotting.

by Vero March 14, 2004

hooptie

This is the one and only true definition of hooptie.

Hooptie: A term describing the bum.

I betcha she likes it in the Hooptie.
or
Check out the sweety Hooptie on that one!!!

by Rascock April 25, 2004

hooptie

a slut, hooker, trashy man/woman, and/or whore always looking for drunken ass/cock.

hookers, man whores, bitches and hoes are considered hoopties.

by mallory, phally, and nick November 9, 2008

hooptie

1. Missing someone tremendously
2. Sexually yearning or sprung; unable to cope without a signficant other's presence

I haven't seen my boyfriend at all this weekend...I am soooo hooptie!!

by Santiago February 20, 2004

hoopty

Basically, a piece of shit car. Usually cheap and/or broken down. Can be any size, make or model, but must (or should) be embarrassing to drive for some reason, such as when you bump the stereo all the plastic "effects" you have hot-glued to the exterior rattle, instantly betraying the cheapness of your bling.

A hoopty can be anything from a '78 Cadillac Brogham with the panels missing in front of the brake lights (but replaced on only one side with duct tape), to a fine purple two-year old Hyundai Elantra with three spinner hubcaps and a vanity plate that reads BBY GRL.

The term has also been used in certain circles as an insult to one's boy or girlfriend, as in scrub or hoochie mama.

1. Can you believe he be gettin' all mad whenever somebody lean up against his old stupid hoopty.

2. I can see now you ain't nothin' but a hoopty.

by Cello March 11, 2005