(adj.) used to describe any common noun to describe a particularly inferior condition. anything broken or not in proper working order, or typically held together in substandard working order by any kind of cheap glue and/or duct tape.
"that is one hooptie-ass car."
"you're a f*ckin hooptie-ass bitch!"
"let's go get crunk at that hooptie-ass complex J-funk stays at."
"thou art unto thine hooptie-ass."
|2.||hoopty ass conversion|
A rather cheap and/or crappie roadbike that was converted to a fixed gear, often with ghetto methods. Likely to have yates, and saddle set up at a slope angle
Broke Ass Shit. Peice Of Shit
"Man Look At That Hooptie Ass Mall"
Broke down ass piece of shit car that yall dawgs b tryin to ride up in thinkin the lookin pimped wen they aint.
Look at that hooptie jermaine b ridin in, he can't hit this badonkadonk while thats the piece of shit he tryin to stunt.
|5.||oops upside ya head|
(Verb)- When someone takes their palm and
slaps someone else on the side or the back
of that person's head. The action can be made
easily by swinging your arm, striking the back
of that fool's head; sometimes you can snap
your wrist in mid-swing to get a better sting
on that idiot's dome. Best applied to dumb-asses
and fucknuts who just WON'T learn.
Also, it was a song at one time in the 70s.
It didn't take long for my friend to get
pissed off enough to go "oops upside ya head"
on his homie for turning his whip
into a hooptie... especially when it was
Any mom will go oops-upside-their-kid's-head
for bad report cards.
A male midget that is forced, tied if necassary, to sit in your trunk and spin some vinyls while you drive. If your midget refuses to be your trunk jockey, you simply tell him that he IS your trunk jockey and proceed to throw him against a wall. A trunk jockey can only be used in one's hooptie. Be careful, they bite.
Yo, B hop up in my trunk. Make da hooptie bump. To attract your trunk jockey, sing the following song; "Trunk jockey, trunk jockey, spin me a rhyme, make da hooptie bump, and have a nice time, can't you see, trunk jockey, you were meant to sit in my trunk." Always sing this attractive tune to the melody of Fiddler on the Roof's song, "Matchmaker."
- IF this doesn't work, you might get lucky and find a midget that will accept leprachaun gold.
If trained properly, your midget can also be trained into doing the chicken wing with you!
bogus fender vents(pronounced motah coolahs)that gimps and wanna-bees buy from auto zone and wal mart and stick on the fenders of cars,replicating the old buick portholes from back in the day usually seen on ghetto sleds and ragged-ass turdmobiles or fart cars for hood status!negrosis at it finest!
awww main-check out the motor coolers on dat box chevy!that's a grown-ass mane!that nicca got 8 motah coolahs on each fender!