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A hoopster is an adolescent who sports the trendy nba retro basketball jerseys, for example: Carl Malone, Chris Mullin, Reggie Miller, etc. as a part of their hipster lifestyle. Hoops + Hipster = Hoopster Hey brosef, look at that hoopster wearing a Dennis Rodman jersey!
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| 2. | Hoopster | ||
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Somebody who wears a retro basketball jersey in attempts of being ironic. This term is a branch of the original term, 'Hipster'. Hoopster- "Bro, check out this new Vancouver Grizzlies jersey I got."
Guy- "Lol you are such a hoopster". |
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Girls (mostly hipsters) who take up hoola-hooping or "hooping" as a serious form of exercise, socialization, and popularity. They will follow hooping as a fad and "hoop" whenever there is a camera present, or when other "hoopsters" are hooping in public to show other people that they hoop. Overly sensitive and defensive when anyone other than them mentions the subject in a non-glamorous light. "OMG that kid is SO amazing! SHE'S A MINI HOOPER!"
"SHE'S 5, ITS JUST A HOOLA-HOOP!" "Fucking hoopsters..." |
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sneaky synonym for a whore. Possibly derived from the hoop earrings that hookers are known to wear. Girl 1: Kelsey is such a total bitch
Girl 2: I know, what a hoopster! |
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