The shit that cakes around your anus, and begins to smell really bad
Fuck man, that's some bad hoopcheese you got going there.
by Crimsin February 11, 2004
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When come is stuck to an asshole for a day or two. The residue is know as "hoop cheese"
i went to lick his asshole and found a crusty layer of hoop cheese around his breach, then i knew he was unfaithful!
by Wiggle town Warriors May 06, 2011