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1.
The shit that cakes around your anus, and begins to smell really bad
Fuck man, that's some bad hoopcheese you got going there.
by Crimsin February 11, 2004
 
2.
When come is stuck to an asshole for a day or two. The residue is know as "hoop cheese"
i went to lick his asshole and found a crusty layer of hoop cheese around his breach, then i knew he was unfaithful!
by Wiggle town Warriors May 06, 2011