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9.
Acronym for Highly Opinionated Older Person. A HOOP needs little provocation to tell you all about their life and the things that bother them about it. No matter what it is, they have a very specific position on it and will expound on this in paragraphs. They will sometimes ask you for advice on something and then proceed to tell you why your advice is invalid. It often seems as if their existence is based on a steady flow of complaints.
That guy talked my ears off about all his family members and what was wrong with each and every one of them, down to their political positions. Total HOOP moment.
by deusdiabolus August 10, 2011
 
1.
to play basketball; to play a game of basketball
we bout to go hoop, dog!
by yung milly February 28, 2005
 
2.
Basketabll.
"Let's play sum hoops."
by Diego August 31, 2003
 
3.
Your arsehole
Ah fuck not again, said lord edge as he found a gerbil up his hoop
by Gaz C December 29, 2003
 
4.
To stick a drug up your ass for the purpose of bypassing the bodies filtration organs (liver, kidney) and introduce the drug directly into the blood stream in order to heighten the effects.
Slinky hooped a handfull of bombs last weekend.
by djSteele September 19, 2006
 
5.
Ringpiece, sphincter, arse ring
You can lick my hoop son!
by hoop shooter July 08, 2009
 
6.
Hoops is the act of licking the circumference of an anus.
To give hoops or a hoop job -

I gave Sally some hoops last night and she went wild
by Hoopmaster September 25, 2009
 
7.
Hoop earrings usually worn by Latinas and Jersey girls with killer tans. These are also very popular among the Russian girls in ten inch heels at the hair salon who say terrible things about you amongst themselves while they wash your hair! Southern white girls are too 'preppy' to wear these and wouldn't be caught dead in them!

See: Snooki takes off her big ass hoop earrings to fight
Hannah: Hey chelsea did you check out the hoops on the new girl?

Chelsea: O gosh, I know! She must not be from around here! We better watch out or she just might pull a Snooki on our asses!

Hannah: Tell me about it! Ughhh!!!
by Leno89 August 11, 2011