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way beyond the point of simply being drunk, the act of surpassing the drunk, hammered and wasted stages. flirting with actual paralysis
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by J D tizzle October 18, 2007
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Not simply the act of getting drunk.

To get hooned is to become extremely drunk when originally the intention was not there
Last night Joe and I went to a friends house to have dinner and we woke up this morning in a barn, we got so hooned!
by Waffamonkey October 07, 2011
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Being in a state where your total lack of body control (normally caused by excess intake of alcohol or drugs) makes you more vulnerable to embarassing or compromising situations
He was so hooned he ended up in a police station that night.
by Flaccus January 28, 2009
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the act of getting seriously drunk on a weekend, especially on a exeat, saturday night, pub leave at the dew drop. good times all round eastbourne collgege
asdf asdf hooned asdf
by sdajhfoiauehfpuiahw October 12, 2007
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The act of being publicly humiliated more than one time in a given day
Youve just been Hooned
by Hoonster September 27, 2006
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The act of being publicly humiliated more than one time in a given day
You've just been hooned
by Jamie Buxton September 26, 2006
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"Dude, you got hooned.
by OnionSneeze June 19, 2014
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