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A term of endearment usually used to characterize any female, of the human species, who typically acts, or tends to act, in a particularly goofy manner. Hoon is word that is blended from the term “Ho” … a noun used by police to describe a “Habitual Offender” and word “Loon” … a noun used to describe a crazy or simple minded person. i.e. - Hoon, Hoonette, Hoonish, Hoonasetic, Hoonification, Hoonability “She is such a Hoon!” Said regarding any habitually wacky woman.
“Where is Hoonett?” Said regarding a young or adolescent Hoon. “You are being kind of Hoonish now.” Said regarding any woman who is not typically a Hoon but is periodically exhibiting Hoon-like tendencies. “That is very Hoonasetic of you.” Said regarding any woman who is usually classified as a Hoon and is actively exercising their Hoon-like tendencies. “Together, they make quite a Hoonification.” Said regarding any gaggle of Hoons that have unified together toward a common madcap purpose. “She does everything with a lot of Hoonability.” Said regarding any Hoon that regularly pushes the limits of being Hoonish. |
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| 1. | hoon | ||
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1. To travel at speed in a confined area, or do burnouts on a public road in traffic ..
2. To show off in a dagerous manner, mostly with a vehicle or engine powered item .. Look at that bloody dangerous hoon!!
(YELLED IN ANNOYANCE AT OFFENDER).. YA FUCKIN' HOON!!! |
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| 2. | hoon | ||
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Somebody who engages in the following activities whilst in control of a motor vehicle
1) High speed driving (often > 40 K's over) 2) The delibrate loss of traction of 1 or more wheels 3) The delibrate loss of control of a vehicle, better known as "drifting" 4) Participating in illegal (drag) racing 5) The performance of other acts such as burnouts, donuts, fishtails Most hoons have no regard for traffic laws and are rude to police officers however this is not neccessarily the case Hoon 1: Did u hear bro, I killed that xr6 turbo in my stock skyline
Hoon 2: Nice, what did u get up to Hoon 1: We got up to about 180km/h then i started to back off. Then i took it sideways down a sidestreet coz i thought there were coppers behind us Hoon 2: Nice, bloody pigs! |
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| 3. | Hoon | ||
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According to the New South Wales Government in Australia, anyone who drives more than 10km/h. Narrator: This Week on A Current Affair
Grimshaw: Hoon jailed and fined 1 million dollars and lost license today for driving at 50km/h. Experts (flipping pages in front of a bookshelf): Speeding kills! Random Bogan: Bloody P Plate Hoons killing everyone! *Pictures of mangled cars* Politically correct guy: What about the children! Normal Guy: Speed limits are just revenue rai- *gets cut off* Grimshaw: Next week on a current affair... |
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| 4. | Hoon | ||
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In the British political context, a member of the British Labour Party. What a hoon!
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| 5. | Hoon | ||
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A word used to describe a person who uses cars, motorcycles, or marine power vessels for recreation and fun instead of getting from A to B. Bystander: "Wow that man is enjoying himself letting the power of his beast lay rubber all over the road whilst the car moves at an extremly dangourous speed of about 2Km/H!"
Cop/Granny/Journalist: "Arrest that hoon at once! they are having too much fun!" |
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| 6. | Hoon | ||
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To engage in mischief in a motor vehicle We were hooning about in the parking lot last night
It was snowing, so he went to hoon the car. Would you like to accompany me for some hoonage? |
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| 7. | Hoon | ||
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to travel at a high velocity, preferrably in a car. He fucking hooned it down that straight!
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