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Hollock Day 

This 'holiday' began on Socom II (EU) by the clan EHS. Hollock day is on the 9th of January, this day is very special for some people, it's like Christmas, but when you're not allowed to piss people off on hollock day, your hollock day is ruined, Created by MISTER PIGGY and Slayerke!
Happy Hollock Day EHS !
Have a Happy Hollock Day
Hollock Day by Christophe F July 31, 2008
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Hoobocky 

The practise hoobocky - Grating cheese with your mouth/general cocking about.

Hoobocky, a chinese sauce......made from powdered polar bear cubs to be used in vegetarian dishes.

Hoobocky was originally discovered in a 1-off Oxford dictionary my James Creighton Hardy from the hit Radio Warwick show 'Shooting the breeze'.......listen every Thursday on radio.warwick.ac.uk at 11pm GMT
"We've got hoobocky planned"

"Whats all this hoobocky, you could have poked my eye out!"

"Hoobocky soon? I better go to the gents first"

"Excuse me, do you know where i can find the hoobocky?"
Hoobocky by MarbellaPinky February 28, 2008
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Adjective describing a person's cognitive thought process and nature that is easily sidetracked, especially in social conversation, be it one on one or in groups. Individuals who are Hoblock tend to be extremely creative, often prone to drifting off into their ceaseless thoughts and imagination. These traits especially manifest themselves during conversation, when being asked a question or when someone is attempting to gain the attention of a person that is Hoblock. Being Hoblock is neither good nor bad. Depending on the situation, it can be both a positive or negative experience, not only for the individual who's Hoblock, but to the person(s) whom they're engaging with.
"Can you believe how Hoblock she's being? I answered the same question three times before she finally realized that paying attention to a question that she's asking me might help?!"
Hoblock by Player Of Words September 18, 2019
Bollocks spoken by H, or fat bitch Hallam.
1) That filthy fat gutter whore Hallam is speaking hollocks again.

2) Never mind the hollocks

3) Luigi has no hollocks and will serve cappucinos for the rest of his life, or until he gets kicked out.
Hollocks by Mario Luigi February 15, 2005

Hoodlocked 

Shit Liss, he's been gone for a week and Im so hoodlocked.
Hoodlocked by Brooke Anderson August 8, 2007
adjective used by filthy bitter pre-pubescent little boys, ashamed and embarrased that they will never grow penises. It is commonly used to disguise a broad jealousy for real men who take responsibility for their own lives, instead of sponging off mummy and daddy until their microscopic dicks shrivel up.
1) I wish I had enough Hollocks to be a Real man like luigi.

2)If only I had something better to do other than make up words like Hollocks, or play on my computer.

3) Hollocks! They won't let me in Cafe nero because unaccompanied children rnt allowed. Oh and, I wish I was Luigi.
hollocks by I wish i was Luigi April 5, 2005
A combination of the word 'Hogwarts' and the name 'Sherlock.' Basically, it means Sherlock Holmes at Hogwarts. Name of a string of RPs based on that theme on tumblr.
hoglockholmes dot tumblr dot com, hoglockwatson dot tumblr dot com...
Hoglock by eggtown June 17, 2012