Hoolicar 

An act of juvenile deliquency, financed by a ring leader known as a "Squard", that involves disrupting the orderly flow of automobile traffic by means such as:

1. Tossing water balloons or snowballs at oncoming vehicles.
2. Mooning.
3. Staging of fake fights on the roadside.
4. Placement of wooden or metal barriers to divert traffic.

An evening of Hoolicar generally concludes with a high adrenaline "Run from the Po-lice".

We were playing Hoolicar the other night and the cops were chasing me, so I hid behind a tree.

You guys wanna just sit here and play Space Invaders, or should we go out and play some Hoolicar?

I'm gonna ride my bike down to Alco and get some water balloons for Hoolicar.

Hoolicar by texshrader March 28, 2010

Holistic Steamroller 

A Holistic Steamroller is something that crushes your mind, body and spirit. It is an occurrence or person that is so devastating to one part of oneself that it crushes the others also.

For example, a physical accident or illness can be so destructive that it tears down the mind and spirit, too. Or mental abuse can lead to a physical and spiritual demise, as well. Likewise, some terrible atrocity that cuts down the spirit will also afflict the body and mind, crippling the emotional life and causing physical illness.

Example one:

Caring person: hey how are you?
Sad lady: I'm fine. No, not really. I've been hit repeatedly by a holistic steamroller and I don't see the point anymore. I'm in physical pain, my man cares more about gadgets, fantasy women and food than he cares for me, and my friends just want what they can get from me. I feel used and neglected at the same time.

Example two:

Caring person: hey How are you? I heard you were in the hospital...

Afflicted Man: (mocking) yeah, I'm great!! I can't work, had a seizure, found out I have a cancerous brain tumor, my wife is a drunk, we have three babies to feed, and nobody gives, or ever has given, a shit! Howdya think I am???!!!

Caring person: (to self) that's a holistic steamroll if ever I saw one...

Holistic Steamroller by Belch Queen March 4, 2019

holistic fuck 

Sex that checks all your boxes. Whether it’s passion, love, the person has the right scent, or the kissing is the right style. It has to check all your boxes.

Kevin: “Did you slay?”
Ryan: “Yeah dude”
Kevin: “That’s sick. How was it?”
Ryan: “It was ok. Wasn’t a holistic fuck. I didn’t like how she smelled and the kissing was off.”

holistic fuck by BrysonStrong July 18, 2021

hooligeezer 

A senior citizen who is overly enthusiastic about football (soccer).

We were enjoying a peaceful pint at the Dover Arms until all the rowdy, old hooligeezers showed up.

hooligeezer by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 26, 2011

Hoovishly 

What I foolishly believe to be upon the get high road

With all relative certitudiness I hoovishly spooge my ebonix over the interwebs

Hoovishly by casper will cock for food June 11, 2013

supermoto hooligan 

Usually found in urban environments, the supermoto hooligan is a supermoto rider who uses his/her supermoto skillfully and creatively to traverse through urban traffic.

Supermoto hooligans are prone to streaks of exhibitionism and are often seen riding on 1 wheel.

Did you see that supermoto hooligan pull that stoppie all the way down the street?

supermoto hooligan by he77b3nt January 14, 2010

Hollister Game 

Game played in Hollister stores in which players must make it to the back of the store and back outside before any employee greets them or asks for help.

Joe: Lets play the Hollister Game
Mike: Okay
*walk through store*
Employee: Hey wuts up?
Joe: shit

Hollister Game by Syn1717 August 15, 2009