| 1. | vacation slut | ||
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when a girl is super easy just because its vacation and it only takes 5 minutes to hookup with her Guy 1: Dude how was your cruise?
Guy 2: it was awesome! i talked to this girl for 5 minutes and then was able to get her back to my room. Guy 1: Gotta love those vacation sluts |
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| 2. | Frosty Ray Charles | ||
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When a girl passes out mid hookup, you cum on her eye lashes. The cum will dry during the night. When she wakes up in the morning, she will not be able to open her eyes, therefore being blinded. This bitch was sucking my dick, when she passed out and really pissed me off. I was so mad I gave her a Frosty Ray Charles. Boy was she pissed off in the morning.
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| 3. | challable | ||
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available or able to date; dateable she thinks gettos are hot but not challable
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| 4. | hookupable | ||
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A level of attractiveness that a female must meet for someone to hook up with her. She's not bad, I guess she's hookupable.
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| 5. | Cal Streak | ||
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A period of time in which a usually unfuckable man goes on a hot streak with women. The success is not due to any gained knowledge or attractiveness, but rather to the application of the law of large numbers by the man in social settings. By trying to hookup with as many people as possible, rejection is inevitable, but you will be able to get a percentage of these people to fuck you. The streak must also be precluded, and followed by sexual cold streaks. Steakhouse grill dude went on a Cal Streak back in the day
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| 6. | Serial monogamist | ||
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A descriptor for a person who has commitment issues but does not engage in cheating or infidelity. A serial monogamist likes the emotional and physical intimacy of relationships and therefore seeks partners who want a longterm romantic relationship. A serial monogamist may or may not warn their partner about their fear of commitment. (Often the partners foolishly believe they will be able to change this about the serial monogamist.) The relationship may be short-lived or it may last a few months to years, however the serial monogamist is always holding back and if the other partner in the romance pushes at all, the serial monogamist will end the relationship swiftly and often without emotion. Serial monogamist: I broke up with my boyfriend.
Friend: What???? You guys have been together for three years! Serial monogamist: I know... I really liked him. Friend: What happened? Serial monogamist: He asked me to marry him. Friend: You're such a serial monogamist! |
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| 7. | digital courage | ||
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The courage a man gets to strike up a forward conversation with a woman or the courage to hit on her--attained only through being able to sit behind a computer screen. Digital courage is also developed when a man is attempting to converse with a woman that he knows is more likely to respond because they are on the same let's-hookup-and-fuck site. Similar to liquid courage, women are also subject to digital courage. Five-foot Phil normally didn't hit on women in public. However, digital courage made him hit on every woman in the chat room as if he were a six-foot black man.
Those using digital courage to hit on women may use crude and forward pickup lines such as: "Lookin sexy ;) what are you doin tonight?" "It seems I live up the road from you, you should come to my room ;)" "Damn baby you got too much ass for your own good. Wanna come over and share it with me?" "I'm here... and you're here... so that means we both just wanna fuck. What'dya say?" |
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