Hooked the cables to 

Phrase that is a euphemism for someone controlling, brainwashing or having some type of powerful influence over another person. Phrase can be either stated in a jokingly manner or dead serious.

Ever since Johnny began seeing Betsy, a master manipulator, he had become a different person. He became very distant and standoffish towards all of his friends. I believe old girl done went and hooked the cables to our poor dumb friend. I guess the power of pussy is a real thing.

Hooked the cables to by Nikki Stixx October 29, 2020

Hooked 

Being totally in love or addicted to someone.

We went on a date last night and I am totally hooked

Hooked by Legitunderstandings July 13, 2016

Hookdrill 

1. Doggy style sex that includes taking one's middle finger, inserting it into the girls asshole, making a hook-like shape with said finger, pulling up as you pound her guts below.

2. A crude poorly made construction tool that will never make it to market

" The welds on this Hookdrill look like the frothy cum that bitch leaked out the other night after i Hookdrilled the shit out of her ass "

Hookdrill by DaddyWI January 4, 2019

hooked on ebonics 

Near exclusive use of black street slang and especially use of black street talk by pathetic 'wannabee black' whites.

Joe is totally a cretin, dude. We were talking to this sweeeeeeet chick and right away he is slinging this albino Puff Daddy rap on her. She was like rolling her eyes and looked at me like...'who is this hoooked on ebonics fool?'

hooked on ebonics by Mo Dixley August 5, 2005

whale oil beef hooked 

well i'll be fucked in an irish accent if spoken quickly

a 17-page essay? whale oil beef hooked

whale oil beef hooked by Dugtriooooo January 8, 2019

hookdag 

A word used by a guest on The Daily Show to describe "like a hooker, just a different word".

Jason J: "I'm sorry, Hookdag?"
Chris F: "Y'know, like a hooker, just a different word!"

hookdag by Maxx Lobo August 11, 2007

Hooked On Phonics 

A prgram for illiterate people, mostly children. It teaches how to read and write through different exercises. You can get it by dialing 1800-ABC-DEFG

How the hell am i supposed to order hooked on phonics by dialing ABCDEFG if i can't read?

Hooked On Phonics by Diego Giraldez December 28, 2005