Dual Hook'd 

Being attacked or attached by a dual hook

aka: THE ALMIGHTY DUAL HOOK!!!

Rico: What do i do?
Sergeant: Use something to attach the soldier to that helicopter.
Rico: I'll use my Dual Hook
Sergeant: your what?
*Uses Dual Hook*
Sergeant: You just Dual Hook'd him!

Dual Hook'd by texkid4 (Mr. Smiley November 16, 2009

hook'd 

Term for when an unsuspecting friend may get stabbed by another, more possessive friend who has possibly purchased a hook for such an occasion.

She said what?" "She didn't SAY anything, but her eyes... oh man, her eyes." "Great. I'm gonna get hook'd.

hook'd by lennoxical November 28, 2010

Hooke_d 

Performing a Cheesy Method in a video game, while also being shorter than the average 12 year old boy.

"I totally kicked ass in Demon Souls, NO, you Hooke_d your way through it "

Hooke_d by *Not*Waffles April 23, 2025

dragon hooks

Thrown out before the weekend, Generally used to snag hood rat or ratchet women. Dragon hooks are also known to fail, As a result many are thrown.

- Tony "I gotta get laid this weekend"
- Vince "perhaps you should throw out a few dragon hooks"

dragon hooks by Leftyruggerio May 16, 2014

Captain hook dick 

Having a crescent shaped penis; almost banana shaped; being able to simultaneously wear out those sweet walls while destroying the cervix and/or uterus during that act of intercourse.

Captain hook dick really damaged my left labia during our last smash sesh.

Captain hook dick by Challie2002 October 27, 2021

not with hook's dick 

a term used to describe the unattractiveness of the opposite sex. Typically used by men in reference to women.

She is so ugly - not with hook's dick.

not with hook's dick by Jwales December 25, 2010

hook dick

when your penis while erect makes a hook shape because it leans to one side

girl, my man is like captian hook, in the pants that is.

hook dick by Rick March 12, 2003