| 1. | harrison's mom | ||
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A very hot MILF who will give it up to anyone, even Hooks. She doesn't mind going in either hole, though she enjoys from the back from the indian kid. One of the most popular dorm activities along with Hook's mom and harrison's sister. Also see, Harrison's girlfriend, that dirty slut. She had sex with a ugly person and gave head to a scwhwami. Shut up harrison, or i'm going to give it to your mom, hard. Harrison's mom dated a puerto rican and they banged like rabbits.
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| 2. | Hook's mom | ||
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SHOW ME THEM TITTIES AAAAAAAHHHHH. A starter course for those wishing to progress to harrison's sister, and harrison's mom. Hooks's mom has got it going on. Hooks's mom has big titties.
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| 3. | coolest mom ever | ||
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1. woman who has college-age children and always hooks them (and their friends) up with alcohol. 2. woman with college-age children who knows how to use facebook effectively. 3. woman with college-age children who attends every college sporting event but somehow is not embarrasing. friend 1: you have the coolest mom ever!!
friend 2: yeah you really do. Your mom got be a fifth for my birthday and i'd only met her one time!! (mom overhears) mom: i love you guys!! hope you get to have a wonderful summer without any arrests! kid: mom!!! |
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| 4. | mombro | ||
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A mom, usually around middle age, that goes to the gym, tans, tries to look like shes 20, and hooks up with people that are much younger than her. Similar to a cougar. Tim: Yo, Lacy's mom is a total mombro.
Todd: Word, I'd hit it. |
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| 5. | asshole deepthroat | ||
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The act of putting two fish hooks on each side of one's asshole and having two monstertrucks rip it apart followed by a monster cock plunged into the gaping asshole and the monster cock cums in the asshole for two minutes (no more,no less) then the monster cock is pulled out and plunged in the whore's mouth and then the whore takes a huge shit. "Dude did you hear about james giving an asshole deepthroat to Jane? I heard he threw up in the process and then ate it and shat it out on her mom that night."
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| 6. | supreme fisherman | ||
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Someone who masterbates frequently. Heavy play on the word masterbate = master bait or master baitor (one who baits hooks, thus giving the person title of supreme fisherman). I swear John never comes out of his room when mom and dad are gone, he's a f*cking supreme fisherman I tell you what"
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| 7. | harrison's sister | ||
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very hot likes anything hit that shit up. also see harrison's mom,harrison's girlfriend, Hook's mom. Harrison's sister is coming this weekend. ALRIGHT
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