hookery 

N. - displaying the traits, mannerisms, or otherwise likeness of a hooker.

<Man enters room full of women>
Wtf, is this hookery?

hookery by tomayto July 6, 2009

Hooksy 

An offensive term that refers to the manner in which Australian Cricketer David Hooks died after an altercation with a bouncer.

The 'hooksy' is a strike or punch (generally a hook) delivered to the side of the head, with intent to knock the opponent off balance and to the ground. Serious head injury is sustained from the impact to the ground, alot more severe then the initial blow.

Can also be used to describe a blow where the most injury was suffered from falling and not the actual strike. (i.e the killing blow was the fall to the ground and not the strike)

Generally used by bouncers, boxers, and other fighters.

"I gave old mate a hooksy, and he stayed down for good"
"I couldn't seem knock him out, so I cheated and gave him a hooksy"

Hooksy by BloodMagus July 1, 2006

gay hookey 

Skipping class to do something else that is school related. Those who play it are called "gay hookers."

"Shit, I'm not done my paper yet. I need to play gay hookey so I can finish it."

gay hookey by SasquatchSlayer April 30, 2013

hookey in

the act of getting drunk and pashing some random guy only to regret it later

1. omg! did you see edwina and that dude over there? I think she's gonna hookey in...

2. nah, he/she is hot... hookey in

hookey in by daniel mallia September 25, 2007

HookeyBob 

To catch a ride up a snow covered road by grabbing the bumper of an unsuspecting car and hang on allowing your feet to slide underneath you in a sitting position

I HookeyBobed a ride home out of the post office parking lot.

HookeyBob by BigHub74 December 25, 2011

hookeay

somebody who is a minor annoyance and steals your pen or pencil when your tryin to write something

Lianna is a hookeay!

hookeay by diabetes ) December 6, 2018

hookey 

Crooked, dodgy, bent. Illegal, contraband.

"These goods are hookey."

hookey by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004