When you order hookers to your days inn hotel room only to be told that they cant touch your penis without a sheet over it. Like a penis dressed up like a ghost. Still worth it.
"Hey Joe did you get head from that girl?" "Nah only a sheet job" "LUCKY!"
"Hey guys sorry im in such a bad mood, my wife gave me another sheet job again last night!"
A girl around the age of eleven or twelve that dresses in a provocative manner, indicitive of the lovely ladies who work on every corner in every major city in the world.
Girl One: Oh my God, did you see that prostitot going down the escalator?
Girl Two: Yea, what the heck; did we dress that skanky when we were twelve? Her skirt was shorter than anything I have ever seen and it looked like she ordered her shirt from Hookers-R-US.
Girl One: I know, I've never seen so little fabric on such a young girl.
When someone keeps odd hours.
When someone sleeps during the day and is awake during the night. Not necessarily a hooker but originating from a hooker in the strange hours they keep i.e. 6am go to bed, 6pm time to wake up.
Anything that is not 9 to 5 i.e. shift worker, insomniac, sex maniac, prowler, hooker, street hustler, prostitute, drug dealer, addict, paranoid schizophrenic, stalker, peeping tom, voyeur, exhibitionist etc
I just got a text off Glenn, it went... U lazy slut! r u keeping hooker hours now???
"Why doesn't Jo-Beth wake up like the rest of us folk?" "Oh she's keeping hooking hours now after she got involved with the booze and dope scene of Hollywood." See Hollywood Slut Syndrome.
"Lindy-Lou is either a vampire, or just keeping hooking hours...either way something's up!"
Edison New Jersey, a thriving metropolis in central Jersey, probably the wildest town on the East coast. There is a vast range of communities and neighborhoods ranging from the super-rich, to the projects (holla at ma brothaz and sistaz in pottaz) E-town has all kinds of fun stuff to do for residents of all ages! Malls, bowling alleys, drugs, community centers, strip malls, Indian parades, movie theatres, parks, and cheap hookers. E-town is also conveniently located right next to the world-famous “Little India” shopping district, home of Ritu Fine Jewlers, Patel’s Cash & Carry and many more. Aside from its rich cultural background, Edison is famous for its avid nightlife and party scene. Whether you’re looking to go for a late afternoon drive-by shooting, early morning drug deal, quiet walk in the park, trip to the local shopping center, or catch a late night dinner&movie with that special someone, e-town is the place for you.
E-town is Home Of:
100% FCUKiiN GUiiD0S
100% FCUKiiN GUiiDETTES
1/2 the indian population of the US
residents of death row
PC (Pottas Crew)
Jarpeeth and Bopshrii were discussing the loss of their good friend Sam AKA Young Geisha due to a tragic driveby on her way to a shady party at an abandoned house in E-Town.