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Hookerpotamus 

A corpulant prostitute who weighs over 3.5 tons, whose gelatinous flesh oozes from out her skanky, strawberry scented garments, often creating extra tits. They roam in herds, usually with one or two dominant. They feed on KFC and buckets of sperm.
A: Damn, did you hear? Steve's in the hospital with a crushed ribcage. What the fuck happened?

B: Wait! It must have been that hookerpotamus he had over last night!

A: Poor bastard. Wait until his wife hears about this.

hookerbot 

n.- a MySpace bot that typically uses a risqué profile picture designed to spam friend request and messages to random users, often for advertising purposes
Origins:loosely referencing Hookerbot 5000 from the TV show "Futurama"
I have to deny at least 3 hookerbots everyday from my MySpace.
hookerbot by Rinerdar August 7, 2007

Hookerboy 

Someone (a male) that frequents hookers a lot, and generally doesn’t get laid without paying for sex.
Jasmine: Should I date Switcher?
Trestilo: No, he is a hookerboy, you won’t be a good fit.
Hookerboy by SwitcherEth September 24, 2023

hookerbyte

A measure used in IT terms are gigabytes of virus infested porn. A term coined by The Anuta
He had four hookerbytes of porn on his machine, no wonder it would not work.
hookerbyte by Fallen Archangel October 21, 2010

HookerBat 

A girl who attempts to look like a cute little bat for halloween but looks more like a hooker!
We was passin out candy on halloween to all the little kids in the hood and here came this little girl...she looked like a hookerbat!
HookerBat by stowkenters October 21, 2010

hookerpottamus

Look at that hookerpottamus walking the corner
hookerpottamus by marcopolo310 December 30, 2012