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43.
Martha Stewart's dream career.
Good thing for every living (and a few non-living) creatures Martha Stewart aint a hooker.
by shruikan March 31, 2007
 
44.
How most men lose there Virginity among other things like , there wifes, jobs, and money.
"Jeffrey lost everything due to a hooker and the fact that he left his cellphone on the hotel nightstand with his wifes number saved in it."
by Matt Celeste November 13, 2003
 
45.
The accepted term for "friend" or "buddy". Best way to say hello. Common reply to being called a hooker is to call the other person a Whore.

::phone rings::
Hey Hooker, what's up?

Not much Whore, wanna hang out?
by dragons_lament January 13, 2009
 
46.
A very fancy way of saying fisherman
guy 1: Dude did you hear john was a hooker
guy 2: Yeah, I saw him at the docks the other day.
by makarov June 19, 2008
 
47.
Hooker
1. Nickname or reference towards someone morally depleted;
2. A person who accepts money for morally corrupt services-
1. Paris Hilton is such a hooker.
2. Chris Pontius from Jackass is such a hooker.
by []0 [] //\\//\\ []0 August 26, 2007
 
48.
someone who wears hoochie skirts and gets more ass than a toilet seat.
tita marlou

hooker
by iHateEmos June 14, 2007
 
49.
Someone you do not know who you are extremely jealous of because they are beautiful. Only used on girls and gay men.
Look at her hair, she is such a hooker!
by Daryn Orr April 02, 2007