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29.
A left-handed person who writes in an inverted or "hooked" position
I'm a hooker! I can't use these scissors!
by thelittleredgnome April 15, 2011
 
30.
When masturbating or your girlfriend just isnt enough
Joe:I want a hooker
Mike:I hear ya man, my girl isnt puttin out
Dan:Sounds good, I don't even get excited when I jack off anymore
by SayNO2PSEUDONIMS August 16, 2010
 
31.
1. A prostitute, specifically a term used in the United States to describe a woman who sells her sex on the streets or roads as opposed to a higher-class call girl, brothel worker or one man's mistress.

2. A traditional sailing vessel most often associated with Galway Bay, Ireland. Typically with a broad, stout timber hull and red or occasionally black sails. Used to transport turf (peat), hay, livestock and other goods along the coast and out to the Aran and other islands. Connection to the first definition of hooker is hazy at best.
You can pick up a hooker for fifty bucks on the way out of town.

The Galway Hookers used to run a race between Galway port and Kinvara.
by Fearman December 29, 2007
 
32.
1: prostitute, usually a woman who offers herself for sexual intercourse in exchange for money or drugs
3: terrible management of your fantasy sports team
My buddy paid for a hooker in Vegas.

or

I pulled a hooker in my fantasy football league and didn't win a single game.
by RachHarding November 28, 2007
 
33.
a tennis player who cheats on line calls
Coach: Candace u fucking hooker, that shot was in!
by Sarah Nordhues October 19, 2007
 
34.
When a woman spreads her legs like the splits except vertically. The man comes in from either her vag or behind. The woman can bend her knee over his shoulder if she gets tired if a man also gets a blowjob at the same time in a threesome it is known as "the big H"
"I was hookering Julie last night"
"Really how'd it go?"
"Well Conor came in and we H'd her"
"Sweet.."
by GAVIN ELMO September 26, 2008
 
35.
A prostitute.

Began in the Civil War when General Joeseph "Fighting Joe" Hooker was concerned about the number of STDs amoung his soldiers. He Red District'd all of the prostitutes and gave them annual checks for signs of STDs. And everyone knows how generals check over their men to make sure all uniforms and such are in tip-top shape, so the Red District Prostitutes became known as "Hooker's Army", later dropping the "Army" and becoming "hooker."
Person: Yo, John, you see that hooker last night?
John: You mean Joe Hooker?
Person: Uh... no, the prostitutes. Didja sleep with her?
by Squishie November 04, 2006