1. A street prostitute.

2. A disgusting skank whore.

3. Any woman, if you have enough money.
"I got AIDS from a hooker."

"Nicki Minaj is a hooker with AIDS."

"I offered (insert woman's name) a million dollars, yada yada yada, I came in that hooker's mouth."
by Blackburne April 19, 2012
A town in the Oklahoma Panhandle
Joe: Where are you from?
Molly: Hooker... The town, not the profession.
Joe: No way?! there is really a town called that?!
Molly: Yes.
by thatgirlfromhooker October 22, 2012
town in south dakota with a population of 10.
after getting kicked in the balls franks sperm count was hooker.
by sim sim salla bim October 19, 2011
An extremely vague and leading statement to 'bait' or 'hook' someone into asking what is meant by the statement.
Jack (hooker): "I hate this feeling..."
Jane (falling for the hook): "What's wrong?" or "Are you okay?"

Jack: "I hope I don't go on any more dates like the one I had last night"
Jane (falling for the hook): "Why? What happened?"
Jane (hook resistant): "Ya, hope not"
by Sue180 September 21, 2011
When masturbating or your girlfriend just isnt enough
Joe:I want a hooker
Mike:I hear ya man, my girl isnt puttin out
Dan:Sounds good, I don't even get excited when I jack off anymore
by SayNO2PSEUDONIMS August 16, 2010
1. A woman who exchanges money for sex.

2. Slut

3. A woman who leaves men on the hook.
1. I paid for a hooker last night.

2. You're such a hooker.

3. That girl keeps leading all those men on, and keeping them on the hook. WHAT A HOOKER!
by rambo107 July 24, 2010
1: prostitute, usually a woman who offers herself for sexual intercourse in exchange for money or drugs
3: terrible management of your fantasy sports team
My buddy paid for a hooker in Vegas.

or

I pulled a hooker in my fantasy football league and didn't win a single game.
by RachHarding November 28, 2007

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