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NOUN: Someone who skips school without being sick or having another good excuse, no-show, truant

Origin: "playing hooky"
Joe: Where were you in math today?
Julia: I went to the mall.
Joe: You hooker!
by Gabetronic January 11, 2011
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do you wanna be a christina miller? hooker
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Noun (n.)

A solo artist, songwriter, group, or band that writes music for the purpose of garnering attention in lieu of self-expression.
"Have you heard the new Red Jumpsuit Apparatus album? They're just a bunch of hookers now, it's depressing."
by PescadoNino17 January 25, 2009
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Someone who likes the smell of feet and eats pineapples at 2 in the morning! Blankity blank blank blank! Oh It can also smell like sea food! (if ya know what i meen???? Hmmmm?
Dude1:Hey look at that hooker dude2!
Dude2:HOLY SHIT DUDE1 YOUR MOMS UGLY!
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A unit of measurement used to measure the capacity of a car's trunk. Based on how many average-sized dead hookers you could stuff into said trunk while going to a body dump. For example, newer cars have smaller trunks, therefore they could fit fewer hookers. A Honda Accord only has a three-hooker trunk, whereas a 1976 Lincoln Continental has a five-hooker trunk.
Shit man, that Caddy's got a six-hooker trunk!
by Buttfuck Dynasty April 05, 2016
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An extremely vague and leading statement to 'bait' or 'hook' someone into asking what is meant by the statement.
Jack (hooker): "I hate this feeling..."
Jane (falling for the hook): "What's wrong?" or "Are you okay?"

Jack: "I hope I don't go on any more dates like the one I had last night"
Jane (falling for the hook): "Why? What happened?"
Jane (hook resistant): "Ya, hope not"
by Sue180 September 21, 2011
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