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prostitute. started in the civil war When Gen.Hooker of the Union Army (the first pimp) tried to protect his troops from VD by buying the best chicks and pimping them to his corps of 20,000 men. orginally hooker's girls.
hooker is the pimp of hookers.
by Maxzilla June 20, 2003
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A not-so-rare breed of female that is overtly loose between the legs. Much like dinosaurs, these creatures cannot see anything unless it moves.

Sometimes called "street t-rex"
"Shh, Lois, don't move. She won't see you if you don't move."

"Where'd you go?"
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The "new" cool. Sort of like kool, kewl, wet, or badass. This word can be used to replace cool to make your sentences all the better!
Dude! You're such a hooker! I can't believe you made a full court shot!

Kasey is such a hooker. Did you here what she did to Dave?
by Sevenpanguinsaretoomany January 07, 2011
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1. A source of pleasure, mainly sex, bt only if payed.
2. Target practice.
1. Check it out. A hooker. Hand me my wallet and my sex enhancing pills.
2. Check it out. A hooker. Hand me my grenades and rocket launcher.
by Doom June 30, 2003
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Term used to describe a type of female that is:

- Easy to bang
- Takes money for sex
- Disappointed male does not get any
That fucking hooker, she gave me blue ball
by venge April 08, 2003
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A woman who is wise above others in the art of sexual satisfaction and love. In ancient times, these women were considered to be priestesses and were given their own temples where they could teach their art to others for a large sum of money. These women were highly respected and cherished for their extensive knowledge of lovemaking/giving, and their spiritual understanding.

Later, the christian religion would have a great negative effect on these women's lives, mostly because the spiritual beliefs of these cunt-lovin' cultures were pagan (a big no-no to chiristianity). as christianity spread, people started to see sex as a sin, and the priestesses were slowly blacklisted. today, this christian idea of sex as a sin still stands, and hookers are now considered criminals.
that hooker is one strong, cunt-lovin' individual.
by panda!panda!panda! March 05, 2006
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A woman (usu) who receives money for chugging the snotty end of a piss pump until the "john's" fuck stick blows a bileous ball bilge bolis of throat yogurt down the back of her crack smoking gullet.
Homicide detectives found another hooker face down and spread eagle in the alley with nut stains on her back and several loads of baby batter dripping from her fetid stinkpit of a womb
by ram January 11, 2005
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