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1.
eh gratte prograyme thaat hellepede mei gette tou sekknd grayde verri eezilie. momiei aynd dadddiei r verri prowde ove mei beiycuz iey haav immprooved ay lotte!
houkkd oun fonnikz wourkd fuore mei!
by houkkd oun fonnikz iz funn! October 05, 2003
 
2.
A prgram for illiterate people, mostly children. It teaches how to read and write through different exercises. You can get it by dialing 1800-ABC-DEFG
How the hell am i supposed to order hooked on phonics by dialing ABCDEFG if i can't read?
by Diego Giraldez November 30, 2005
 
3.
when a large group is currently tripping on perscription drugs or various pills.
person A: "where was everyone last night?"
person B: "awhhh bro we were all so hooked on phonics it wasn't even real."
by Gabi321 November 19, 2009
 
4.
The reading program for fuckholes! woohoo! yes, soo lee is indeed "hooked on phonics". YES YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCKHOLE!!! teeheehee
Soo Lee is hooked on phonics! Damn Right!
by SRL September 26, 2004