| 1. | hook-ups | ||
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plural of hook-up "Let me talk to my hook-ups."
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| 2. | hook up | ||
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A completly unemotional sexual act done for the sole reason that it feels good. This can range from making out to sex and everything in between. You do not call hook ups back at a a later time and ask to go on a date, and ususally they are spontaneouse, so dont call back looking for more action either. I was hitting on this hot lifeguard and she took me into the pump room and blew me, it was a great hook up.
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| 3. | shave day | ||
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the day of every week that you shave you genitals in order to prepare for any hook-ups for the upcoming weekend.
Shave Day is always the day before the last day of the school week, which means it is usually Thursday. In the event that you would have no school on Friday, Shave Day would then be Wednesday. Both male and female should participate in this weekly ritual. "Everyone get excited! It's Shave Day! I gotta be ready for the weekend and potential hook-ups!"
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| 4. | hook down | ||
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To hook down is to not hook up. According to 2004 US Census data, 71.8% of potential hook ups result in hook downs. "Hey bro, did you and that girl hook up after the party?"
"Nope. When we discovered we were siblings we decided that it would be best to hook down." |
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| 5. | FIGS | ||
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FIGS, or "Freshman Idiot Guy Syndrome," refers to the tendency of freshman guys to approach girls under the guise that they are interested in them, but later admit that they would rather have random, meaningless hook-ups than relationships with substance. Idiots. (note: FIGS can be used both to describe the syndrome and the guys suffering from the syndrome). I'm so sick of all these FIGS that are so desperate to hook-up that they'll fuck anything that moves.
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| 6. | power geek with all the hook ups | ||
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power geek with all the hook up - a tool, fool, nerd or geek of the highest caliber Rich was a great judge of on knowing who is a power geek with all the hook ups and was not afraid of sharing this vital information.
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| 7. | Hook up hippo | ||
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The animal mascot of hooking up or potential hook ups.
Formed by projecting both index fingers from forehead to form hippo ears, and then bending knees. Person One: Look at Matt and Alyssa, they just kissed.
Person Two: Hook up hippo!!! *does gesture* |
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