Tionna Tee Smalls, author of "Girl, Get Your Mind Right" employs the phrase to discourage copulation with previous sexual partners.
They are basically using you as the escape goat. It's like my man is acting up or he dumped me or I am lonely, let me call my ex, he will answer. You understand???"
The code by which each and every man must and will follow. The code is for a man’s eyes only; any woman found guilty of reading the guy code will no longer be communicated with by any member of the male gender, unless rated an 8 or higher on the official scale of hotness, and offering a sexual favour for every rule she has read. Any man found breaking the guy code will no longer be considered a man for the next 24 hours. This includes no sex, no beer, no sports, no bars, no trucks, no video games, and unfortunately, no porn.more...
1. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever! Unless you actually marry her.
2. When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence.
3. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 24 hours.
4. A best man's toast may not include any of the following phrases, "down in Tijuana", "one time when we were all piss drunk", or "and this girl had the biggest rack you ever saw".
5. You may exaggerate any anecdote told to your friends by 50% without recrimination, beyond that anyone within earshot is allowed to yell out "bullshit!". (exception: when trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration is 400%)
6. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
7. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another man is 5 minutes. Th...
Similar to the phenomenon known as blue balls, but much more severe.Caused by an hour long arousal of the P-E-N-I-S without the cool finish.
(Jack): I was fooling around with Lauren in her parents bed for several hours the other night, but I never got to penetrate and blow my load!!! I went home at 4 a.m with a hard stick and no-pussie-balls... It hurt so bad I almost wept.
(Joe): Ah that sucks buddy! Next time go see a hooker.
(Jack: Nah, I think I'll just hook up with Lauren's little sister instead.
A girl who is a butterface, who thinks she's all that, and thinks sleeping around town makes her popular. She has bad hygiene and her crotch stinks like it's rotten.
Eddy: Did you hook up with that girl from the party?
Buddy: Almost did, but when she took off her pants, I found out she was just another Ronny Rottencrotch
|131.||Tie his shoe|
to perform sexual favors
"He asked her to tie his shoe, and she said yes! What a ho!"
1) a term used to describe everyone
2) a term used indicating what kind of potatoes you had for breakfast
3)a word used to imply relations with a celebrity
4) offered as a drug although it does not exist
"dude you want some homeslice?"
"yea bro hook a brutha up"
"sucks for you cus it doesnt exist"
A person you see as ready and willing to engage in a sexcapade.
Anyone you see who instantly arouses your sexual interest and/or desire.
A person you randomly meet who you wish to have a one-night stand with.
This guy I work with sees all female customers as a fuck puck