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Derpy Hooves 

Derpy Hooves is the name given to a gray pegasus pony with a cutie mark of bubbles, by the brony community.

She is mostly seen with crossed, or otherwise distorted eyes, and may very well have been creator goofing around or making a mistake.

Many people have Derpy as their favorite pony, and there is even a flash game named Derpy Delivery in development.

Derpys real name may be Ditzy Doo, since it is referenced in the Winter Wrap Up episode, and was also mentioned by Lauren Faust.

There's many instances where multiple Derpy's can be seen in a single frame of the show, but the most common ones have only 1, and her eyes are derped out.

There is only 2 currently possible speech lines for Derpy, one being Muffins, and the other being a mess of hushed speaking in a crowd when Trixie, another pony from the show, is showing off.
Derpy Hooves is almost completely fan made, never the less she is one of the most popular.
Derpy Hooves by Slice-n-dice July 10, 2011
Related Words

hoofenhafen 

A term used to confuse those around you and can mean whatever you want it to be.
Girl1: HoofenHafen?
Girl2: Hoovenhaveeeeennnnnnnn! 🤫
Boy1: What does that mean.
Girl1: whatever you want it to mean.
hoofenhafen by RubberDuckBwoy February 21, 2019

Hoofer Boomer

Prominent section of British football fans who believe foreign influences and analytical advancements will destroy the purity of the game they believe they own and control
Have you heard those hoofer boomers saying England should have played a flat 4-4-2 with DCL and Kane?

Smashing of hooves 

Smashing of hooves occurs when a terrible poker player AKA a donkey high 5's another terrible player.
A terrible poker player called the poker pro with the last of his chips, hoping to hit one of the remaining two 4s on the river. When the miraculous 4 came, he turned to his buddy who was a terrible player in his own right and gave him an exuberant high 5. The poker pro muttered to himself that it was hard to hear himself think over the smashing of hooves.

HOfessional 

A woman who has a masters degree in pleasing men (and women) with the sole purpose of improving her current financial situation and achieving her goals. She masters this to perfucktion.

But this type of woman is not to be confused with a slut. A HOfessional doesn't fuck around just for the hell of it. No, a HOfessional is a lady in every sense of the word. She's smart, dedicated, and very strong, but she is not above a good fuck to help her on her path to a successful career.
1) Christina Aguilara and Joss Stone: They both slept around with music producers to further their career. But I'm not mad at them...they're millionaires now! Common whores could learn a thing or two from them.

2) Jennifer Lopez: We all knew that shit with P. Diddy wouldn't last. She wanted to become a music star and damn if fucking Puffy didn't help her ass! She dropped Diddy when she was done getting what she needed. The true mark of a HOfessional.

3) Cassie: This little diva can't sing for shit, yet her music is constantly blasted on radio stations around the world. I know many ask "Who did this girl fuck to get so famous?" The answer is Ryan Leslie. But no hating here..she's a star now. Go girl!

Other HOfessionals: Britney Spears, Buffy the Body, and a long list of others.
HOfessional by MO SIL December 15, 2008

Hearts and Hooves Day 

The day on which ponies all over Equestria celebrate love, or in some regions, friendship.

Humans later copied the holiday, calling it 'Valentines Day', although so far it is widely agreed that it has failed to live up to the standards of the Equestrian holiday.
'Our teacher doesn't have a super special some-pony on hearts and hooves day?! We'd better get her one!!'