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hey dude get your finger out of my hoof
or
shelly takes it in the hoof, by 15 german shepards, all day long.
by doolittle October 22, 2003
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1. A Word you shout and/or scream in a loud manner at public events such as football games

2. The Action of Shouting 'Hoof' in someone's unsuspecting ear: 'to hoof'
'HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF!'
'if you don't shut up i'm gunna hoof you so bad'
by Dr. Tubb April 11, 2004
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to stash up ones anus, usually for hiding or smuggling purposes
"im gonna hoof this coke so the pigs dont find it"
by fuqt yo momma November 30, 2006
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it derives from the part used to kick or walk for a pig, donkey, or hooorse! and is also particularly effective in pissing people off, especially in a school or shopping mall (echos work wonders)
when u walk into a school lunch hall, and bellow HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF!!!!! at the top of your gruff/hoaaarse voice. If you want to annoy someone, (eg: a random passer-by, or an innocent bystander) walk up to them and let rip with an almighty "hoooooofing" sound
by Dr. Hoofenstein April 11, 2004
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To inhale from a smoking device.
"Here John, i'm not sure I want to clear this bong." "Mate, fuck up and just hoof it."
"Where were you Decky?" "Me and Steeko were out the back hoofin lungs."
by pb__ January 18, 2015
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Noun. Can be used as verb (hoofin). Similar to beef. Means trash talk or to have problems with someone, or wanting to kill them. Invented by the East Coast gang J-Unit, used in their famous freestyles.
Nigga why you be hoofin, son, I'm bout to lay yo ass down.

Those fuckas have so much hoof, I wouldn't mess with those foos.
by Luda-J December 16, 2004
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a little girl thats gonna be damn fine when she grows up
"thats a hoof for sure"
by AG AJ JJ April 27, 2004
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