a girl that acts like a hoodrat but isnt old enough to be classified as one.
Look at all them hoodbabies on Maury.
First referenced in Dave Chappelle
's Special "Killing Them Softly", the hood baby can be spotted selling weed on a street corner of his/her natural environment (ie a ghetto
) at an absurdly late hour (3am is ideal)....common characteristics of a hood baby are glassy eyes, droopy shoulders and dejected stare.
Now this is when I know I'm in a bad neighborhood, you only see this in the worst neighborhoods. Remember, this was 3 o'clock in the morning. I looked out the window, and there was a fucking baby standing on the corner. And the baby didn't even look scared, he was just standing there. And it made me sad you know, because I wanted to help the baby. I was like, "Mm mm I don't trust you either, click! clllick! The old baby-on-the-corner trick, eh? Not gonna fall for that shit. But where is this limousine driver?" As time goes by I start feeling worse, I was like, "What the hell is wrong with me, I'm scared of a baby! But this baby could be in trouble, he may need my help. I gotta do something." But I wasn't gonna get out of the car. I'm serious, man. I just cranked the window open a little bit. "Hey baby! Baby, go home, man! It's 3 o'clock in the morning man, what the fuck are you doing up?" The Hood Baby says, "I'm selling weed, nigga!"
A baby that sells weed on the corner at three in the AM.
"On yonder corner is a hood baby."