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3. hood ornament
A blow job completed by the act of removing a woman's head completely from her body and placing it mouth first on the end of an erect penis.
Susan: Do you want a blow job?

Joseph: How about a hood ornament?
1. hood ornament
a girl's clit ring
Hey Ashley let me see your hood ornament.
by jeff caton Aug 19, 2003 add a video
2. Hood ornament
A Piercing of the Labia, Specifically the Hood that covers the Clitoris. This gives direct stimulation to the Clitoris during sex even without hand or finger stimulation being applied by motion transfer of the thrusting.
As the Paramedics used wire cutters to cut Jakes tongue ring loose from her Clit piercing, Debbie realized that her Hood Ornament was a poor choice for the money her mother had given her for her birthday.
by Buzz M. Feb 25, 2005 add a video
4. hood ornament
taking a dump on the hood of someones
car.
I left a fresh steamy hood ornament on
jasons car.
by sipitown Aug 22, 2003 add a video
5. Hood Ornament
An object placed on an erect penis that stays there on its own. For example, a water bottle placed over the shaft would be considered a hood ornament .
Girl: Hey Daniel, I hear you're packing some serious hangage in them jeans...
Daniel: Well, let's just say I can use your that flower vase over there as a hood ornament ;)
Girl: *nom nom nom*

G: Dude, that chick is so tiny!
D: Ya man, if I play my cards right, I bet I could make her my very own hood ornament!
G: lol
6. hood ornament
when you plow a filthy whore on the top of your buddy's car...thus making her a hood ornament...he will know of this event because of the ass cheek imprints and love juices left behind
that skank rachel made a fantastic hood ornament on top of an anonymous car after that party
by johnny_blueballs Apr 15, 2005 add a video
7. Hood Ornament
Jaywalkers. People or animals crossing in the middle of the street where there is no crosswalk.
I was out Christmas shopping and there were hood ornaments all over the place! I had to swerve to avoid the ugly ones. You know I want a cute guy in just the right pose for my hood ornament.
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